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Limmy XIX

Post 1

Anonymouse

A limerick has got to start somewhere


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Post 2

Bruce

Even if covered in hair

;^)#


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Post 3

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Socking wet and smelly


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Post 4

Anonymouse

And straight from the telly


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Post 5

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Oh no, it's Swampy The Bear

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

One day while enjoying a beer

(making the best of a bad thing) smiley - bigeyes


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Post 6

Anonymouse

From an old sod I happened to hear


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Post 7

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

a cough and a spit


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Post 8

Bluebottle

(he was having a fit)


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Post 9

RangaKoo

And 'twas not a nice thing to hear

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

A wizard sat on a log


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Post 10

Bruce

When up hopped a frog

;^)#


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Post 11

Fate Amenable To Change

when he croaked his chin billowed


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Post 12

Bruce

Kissing the frog, a princess willowed

;^)#


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Post 13

Fate Amenable To Change

the wizard thought 'Oi! Whats wrong with me for a snog??'
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(what did I have to work with??)
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There once was a woman from Wivelsfield


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Post 14

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

When Morris dancing she twirled


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Post 15

Fate Amenable To Change

[NB this is not a limerick thing]
What the hell kind of ryhming goes on in your world looney?????


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Post 16

Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor

Ditto.


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Post 17

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

There once was a woman from Wivelsfield
Whose distinct accent was garbled


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Post 18

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

Her loose dental plate


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Post 19

Bluebottle

Rattled about it her pate
(The best I could do...smiley - sadface)


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Post 20

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Now she's dumbstruck and dishevelled

(I'll try harder this time, promise)

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A man with a cleft pallete


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