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Vestboy Posted Jul 28, 1999
Hmmm. Maybe Tred was in the future. Fate's request for a wetsuit was perhaps a premonition ,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Jul 28, 1999
Join you good guys?? What on earth for?? Ok so you appreciate my tea but hell, everyone does! And you're not of my bad books yet for coming up with FATC...
Pah!
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Vestboy Posted Jul 28, 1999
Then it looks like you'd better don yon wet suit m'lady cos your gonna get dunked... as soon as I can get my hands round the neck of that scrawny ferret.
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Vestboy Posted Jul 28, 1999
Sharpen up the stake lads! There's a heart waitin' to be broke.
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Vestboy Posted Jul 28, 1999
I reckon Evil G can be found in Surrey - when we wnat to go a looking for him to give him a dunking!
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Jul 28, 1999
Can we change the dunking to sticking pins in me instead, it's just that I've got a dodgy shoulder from lugging this picnic basket about and acupuncture could be just what I need...
Surrey? Yea gods, that's as evil as Crawley!
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Jul 29, 1999
My problem with Tha Matrix more than that is sucked the crap out of sick dogs? None. But I think that's quite sufficient...
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Jul 29, 1999
I think it's Bramley-on-Sea or somewhere in Shropshire or some ghastly area of that dimension.
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Olaf the, er, Hesitant Posted Jul 29, 1999
Ah, Shropshire....the Long Mynd...Craven Arms....hands up anyone who was in the Lone Pine Gang...
Sorry, lost in nostalgia there for a moment. In Tugnafia we have a sure way of dealing with evil. We call it: "Watching Anthea Turner on Telly". It's cruel, but it ensures no -one reoffends.
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Discordia Man Posted Jul 29, 1999
Wait? Since when did WE agree to being drowned and burnt? I will not stand for that! (Coats the forces of evil in Teflon(r)(tm)(C)(I think those symbols apply) from his lead pipe) Now we cannot be drowned OR burned! Gwahahahahahahahahaha! Yah yah yah! Bfffffffffffffffft!
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Olaf the, er, Hesitant Posted Jul 29, 1999
But it won't save you from reruns of "Wish You Were Here".
MWA...MWA...SHISH!!!
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Jul 29, 1999
Ok, now THIS forum also is getting too big. Let us continue our fight at http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=12708&thread=14076
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Discordia Man Posted Jul 29, 1999
Dear God,You're right! Gwahahaha! Yah yah yah! Bfffft!
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Aug 2, 1999
Just a suggestion - could someone who knows what the hell is going on please create a user page with a one-screen "Omnibus Edition", then arrange weekly updates...? (Always ending with a "cliff-hanger"...
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Aug 2, 1999
Of cporse we can't. By "we" I mean all of us besides Vestboy, who is an excellent cliff hanger. if he reads this, he'll make one.
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Vestboy Posted Aug 2, 1999
*noise of vestboy hammering nails into very wobbly piece of wood.*
I'm just going to use this piece of sticky tape to attach this wood to a daisy leaf while I walk to the other end - which is sticking out over the cliff, which is about 3 miles straight down to a flat earth floor with bits of jagged bone and broken glass lying about.
*Noise of wood groaning, sticky tape unravelling and daisy roots loosening*
There's a great view from up here - I think I could see Olaf's house if I stood on tiptoes on the very edge and jumped up and down.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Aug 2, 1999
*Sighs* What a wally. I knew this was going to happen. And why are we here, even? We changed forums for this, didn't we? Of course we did...
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