h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ahaaaaaaa-ha-ha-haaaannnggghh! Greater means of communications have been established between yours truly and TRED, via the eminent little gadget ICQ, thus enabling us to act faster upon the evil doings of Evil G and his hordes. We shall keep the erest of the Goodiebunch up to date on this matter. Tremble with fear and juvenile giggling, Evil Hordes!
Nyanyanyaaaahhh!

You're a real philosopher Duke. Anyway I've just realised that Discordia Man is Manboy. Slippier than a bagful of eels. I have presented him with the teaspoon as Stirrer in Chief and deny him entry to the realms of the good until he does three good things in a row. That is one after another rather than doing them in a straight line.

I would like to suggest we and the villains have separate base forums where we can hatch plots without the other side contributing. I.e they are able to read the forum but not interfere. We can then carry onthe business of trying to do each other in in the current 4, 17, 693 or whatever it is forums but we can get a grip on this somehow.

All in favour say aye.

Right-ho! Aye, say I.

Yeah. Aye. Gwahahahahahahahahahaha! Yah yah yah! Bfffffffffffffffft!

Duke, I too am on ICQ. How did you make the arrangements?

Well, to tell you the truth; I was sitting there, minding my own business, when this thing suddenly said "Uh-oh!" and there was a message from TRED. Easy, no? You'll find my UIN on my userpage (can't remember it now); add me and I'll connect you with TRED. OK?

So here you all are, you bad, bad super-heroes, you.

(Olaf, in full goatskin regalia, puffs out his mighty stomach and yodels the Kebab warcry).

"KOFTA!!!!"

That feels better. How are we all? Up to no mischief, I hope? Not playing with the Evil Hordes, I trust?

What's the big idea shouting the swedish word for cardigan? Does it mean anything, anything?

It's a type of kebab.

Obviously it would be a cardigan in Swedish. I should have realised!
No doubt DONER refers to a Swedish brassiere and SHISH is the noise Swedish curtains make when they're pulled...

Thou art correct. So, what's up with the evil bunch? They don't seem very active. Have we won, without having to do anything?

Evil never sleeps, but I think TRED's messages may have begun to induce a coma.

I've got TRED on ICQ now, he just logged on. He's angry for missing out on the live chat with Douglas Adams...

Sorry, TRED. Just joking.

Douglas missed you, by the way.

Yes, he did, didn't he? he said he could use a good zippo manager.

We need to plan, plan, plan. That's the only way to beat evil.
And preparation. Right then everyone together: up, down, up, down, up, down. Now the other eyebrow.
Right we have to steal Fate's tea pot. Thus disarmed she will be putty in our hands and then our windows won't fall out.
I need a brave volunteer to keep her occupied while the rest of us sneak in and take her brewing vessel.
Any volunteers?

My eyebrow just fell off.

That's the danger with exercise.

OK, I'll grab Fate's teapot (sound weird that).

Sentences my sense aren't making.

Ulp!

Stop drinking that carrot brew. It's ok at night but the effects during the day are unpredictable.

Good luck with the tea pot!

What's that caterpillar over there?

*Picks up huge hairy caterpillar, calls after Olaf*

I've found your eyebrow!

Thanks, Vestie. Let's hope this conversation doesn't get any more eyebrow...

*groans*