h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No, no. We should be giving the Lemon discordial to the hapless hordes of goodliness! Go get 'em, DM!

Bwaaaa-har-har.

(Discordia Man runs over to Vestboy and kicks him in the side quite hard. And again. And again.) That good (bad?) enough for ya boss?

Mwa mwa mwa
Evil prevails once more

Yes! Yes it does! Gwahahahahahahahahaha! Yah yah yah! Bfffffffft!

Hmmm. DM, I don't want to be discouraging, but evil is subtle not thuggish. If you are apt to give Vesty a "good kicking", then it needs to be subtle. Okay ... subtle. Try again.

This is true, and I don't think that the Vestboy ids here at the moment either, he's peeling somewhere and covered in lard,

(Eats a slice of the Lemon Dischordial) Wow. This is good. Hail Eris. Hail Dischordia.

(Discordia Man sneaks over to VestBoy, and gives him a good subtle kicking)This better?

He isn't here? OK, then, change all references of Vestboy to TRED.

I think you're rather missing the evil isn't stupid point...
We are cunning, crafty, clever, not crass

Was that subtle enough?

Oh, Okay then. (Looks at TRED) Hmm.... So what're we gonna do to him. I say we put him in an unnessicarily slow moving, easily escapable trap, then hope for the best? How's that?

And demand they give us One Million Dollars

(Puts his pinky up to his mouth)

As if from nowhere The Duke of Dunstable shoots up and gives Discordia Man a gentle push on the chin, thus making his bite his pinky. The Duke then releases TRED and they both vanishes out into the vast open fields of cyberspace, while an echo of their goodielaughter remains, hopefully causing anger within the dark sould of Evil.

welcome 2 awful (sorry, i mean evil!).
we don't have many of the general issue mopeds left now, due 2 cutbacks in funds from our giraffe.
i've been issued with an ice cream van though, that has the same acceleration as the old mopeds!
"see evil? we r gaining new recruits all the time!"
"giraffe? giraffe! get down from that tree!"

"tea's made"
(rust calls out as he steals the confuzing coin u keep tossing!)

Stone the crows - what's going on here?
There I was in the swamp with Tred and here the rest of you were saying hello to new ne'er-do-wells and drinking cordial.

Well done Duke for standing up for what's right and making discordia man gnash his pinkie after he kicked my blow up dummy self in the ribs. Convincing toy isn't it?

A million dollars E G? We don't even acknowledge the Euro never mind currency from across the Atlantic. Though Tred might like the idea a bit - but not of giving it away!

Ah Vestboy, dear fellow. Yes, Discardia Man or what's his name surely bit the lemon. This will teach him and the dark forces not to mess with people with facial hair. Hopefully it will also teach people with facial hair not to try to light their path with zippos, located in the vicinity of the mentioned facial hair.

evil will triumph over good, there is a book about the subject, i think....
sometimes!
ok, well.....
1 can dream.