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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Jul 26, 1999
The quality of the opposition seems to be very very poor at the moment - a TRED who is so gullable it's really hardly worth the effort and a Manboy who, well, not exactly filled with the fight of the good fight hmm?
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Evil Giraffe Posted Jul 26, 1999
I know exactly what you mean, Fate. Egads, we don't want to deal with these second rate sidekicks. TRED, Manboy ... do your worst! Fate, prepare to be mildly amused by their confused flapping about!
BWA!
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Fluke Posted Jul 26, 1999
Although I am currently an innocent civilian, I think I'd like to join the forces of evil. Especially because I think Evil Giraffe is a very original name for an evil giraffe.
Is it true that you have chocolate digestive biscuits on the Dark Side? And do you drive mopeds (evil mopeds, of course. Painted black, with spiky bits on the wheels, as to injure the shins of superheroes)?
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Discordia Man Posted Jul 26, 1999
Manboy draws his mighty scissors and runs about aimlessly. He pokes Evil Giraffe in the eye.
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Jul 26, 1999
Nice name! Truly evil!
Welcome to the evil side!
(Yes it's true about the biscuits, but not about the scones)
We were in dire need of some other evil doers,
Evil G had best ask the evil questions of you
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Evil Giraffe Posted Jul 26, 1999
Any type of villainous vehicle (spiked on unspiked) is welcome here in Evil Inc.
Scumpit, a few questions. Just how evil are you? What are your evil powers? What was your last dastardly deed? Do you have a maniacal laugh (not required, but preferred)?
Bwaaa-haaa-haaa-ha-h ... h ... hooo!
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Evil Giraffe Posted Jul 26, 1999
Sorry, Manboy, but I was wearing Anti-scissor-stab-eye-protection-goggles!
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Discordia Man Posted Jul 26, 1999
Okay, yes. I was just wondering if I could join both the forces of Good and Evil? Like I flip a coin when I wake up or something?
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Jul 26, 1999
Are you Good or Evil?
It's a question of life choices, life styles, attitude etc, not like deciding wether to have cornflakes or shreddies for breakfast
You can't be both, (had trouble with that sort before).
You must know in your heart which you really are
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Discordia Man Posted Jul 26, 1999
Hmmm... (flips a coin) Evil it is! (Ties a black cape around his neck)Hail Discordia! Gwahahahahahahaha!!!
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Discordia Man Posted Jul 26, 1999
However, this is subject to change, depending on who has the best insentives, and the best tea.
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Discordia Man Posted Jul 26, 1999
Ummm... Orange doesn't seem very Discordic... I'd have to go with yellow Discordia, which is almost as good.
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Jul 26, 1999
We have the best tea, ask TRED,
Mwa mwa mwa
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Discordia Man Posted Jul 26, 1999
Also, how is this for a Manical Laugh: "Gwahahahahahahahaha! Yah yah yah! Bffffffffffffffffffffffft!"
I've been working on it for a while.
Oh, and from now on, I'm Discordia Man
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Discordia Man Posted Jul 26, 1999
It is very good. Gwahahahahahahahahaha! Yah yah yah! Bfffffffffffffffffffffffffft!
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Jul 26, 1999
If it's lemon discordial we've got Vestboy nailed
Mwa
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