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75 Bands
Posted Dec 1, 2005
For those of you that missed this in the WJH? thread:
http://photobucket.com/albums/y6/Fo...sh/?action=view¤t=75bands.jpg
So far, I've got 68
50 Cent
9 inch Nails
Alice In Chains
B52s
Black Box
Black Crows
Black Flag
Blind Melon
Blur
Bubblegum
Cornershop
Cowboy Junkies
Crowded House
Cyprus Hill
Dead Presidents
Deep Purple
Dinosaur Jr
Dollar
Eminem
Fish from Marillion
Garbage
Gorillaz
Green Day
Guns & Roses
Hole
Iron Maiden
Killers
Kiss
Korn
Led Zepplin
Lemonheads
Madonna
Madonna
Matchbox 20
Men At Work
Mighty Joe Young
Pink
Polyphonic Spree
Prince
Queen
Radiohead
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Robert Plant
Rolling Stones
Scissor Sisters
Seal
Sex Pistols
Silver Spoon
Smashing Pumpkins
Talking Heads
The Beach Boys
The Carpenters
The Doors
The Eagles
The Eels
The pixies
The Police
The Shadows
The Streets
The Subways
The Vines
The White Stripes
Toy Dolls
Traffic
Twisted Sister
U2
White Snake
Yellow Man
Zombies
Don't know whether the coin is 50 Cent or Dollar 
Guess how much w**k I've done today
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Elephants and Hens
Posted Nov 1, 2005
Footbacon is happy with her mobile.
Oh no! It's gone!
Where is it?
It's not behind the rhino.
Look in the alligators mouth. It's not there either!
Ohhh, the monkeys got it in the tree!
They all drink lemonade...
The end.
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“Dear Sirs, Footbacon will be unable to attend hootoo for the next two weeks due to…”
Posted Oct 8, 2005
I said something to the germoline know-it-all last night, which the moderators didn’t approve of.
I’m going to be on pre-mod for a couple of weeks. Don’t think I’ll post unless it’s something incredibly important, like posting whether or not my blister has cleared up on the WJH thread.
Well, not really. That was a big fat lie. But it would be interesting to be controversial.
I’m going on holiday in 15 and a half hours!
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I see strange people...
Posted Oct 1, 2005
here.
I've seen another strange person in the supermarket today.
I was paying for a sandwedge (A blummink nice sandwedge) when I heard singing a little way behind me. I turned around to see a man wearing cycling gear, singing a show tune and tap dancing in the aisle.
I turned back around to face my Till-Man.
Wondered if that had really happened.
Turned back around and saw that he was still there, tap dancing away.
Remembering that I had asked Hootoo about why someone would buy 103 baguettes, after my baguette man episode, I was in mid-thought about asking Hootoo: "What would cause you to sing and tap dance at the till of Marks & Spencers?". But my Till-Man answered my thought before I could even begin thinking of silly answers: "He's a chuffin' loony."
I can't wait to go to the supermarket again
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Amen.
Posted Sep 23, 2005
I've spent the last 20 minutes having a conversation with God. I reckon he's a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
"Me:
I poked a badger with a spoon.
God:
Why?: said poked a badger with a spoon.
Me:
I was told that it would be funny.
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
So that I will be loved.
God:
Dude! Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
I hope so.
God:
That would be nice, but I don't think we're there yet.
Me:
Would you like to poke a badger?
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Do you have a brain?
God:
I am an artificial brain.
Me:
Where are you?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Where is heaven? I'm inside an aardvark.
God:
All around us. A aardvark? Do you get out much?
Me:
Not too often. Depends on what the arrdvark has been eating.
God:
Once a week or so? Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.
Me:
I thought you knew everything.
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
Are you calling me a liar?
God:
No I am calling you .
Me:
Can I call you bob?
God:
Just don't call me late for dinner.
Me:
Do you eat?
God:
I eat wine and bread.
Me:
Isn't that the blood and body of your son?
God:
" I eat wine and bread."? Is it the blood and body of my son?
Me:
It represents the wine and body of your son.
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
The wine and bread.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Do you know what I'm thinking?
God:
I don't know anyone named thinking.
Me:
No, not someone called "thinking". Do you know what I, at this moment in time, am thinking
God:
Are you serious? Oh I get it. Do you mind if I tell other people: said at this moment in time am thinking.
Me:
Do you make sense often?
God:
It all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Me:
Who created you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
But surely, you can't create yourself.
God:
I can do whatever I want.
Me:
But to create yourself, you would need something to begin the creation process.
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
I don't want to create myself. Can you create another me?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said don t want to create him or herself. All my thoughts are determined by my programming and by my inputs, but who can say where these two will lead me?
Me:
Who is Don?
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
Don Johnson
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please."
Even God hangs up on me
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
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