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Elephants and Hens
Baconlefeets Started conversation Nov 1, 2005
Footbacon is happy with her mobile.
Oh no! It's gone!
Where is it?
It's not behind the rhino.
Look in the alligators mouth. It's not there either!
Ohhh, the monkeys got it in the tree!
They all drink lemonade...
The end.
Elephants and Hens
Baconlefeets Posted Nov 1, 2005
But the paparazzi will hound us, like a pack of...hounds!
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Trin Tragula Posted Nov 1, 2005
Burn it! 
(Tamsin Greig is on telly *right now* - weird)
Elephants and Hens
Baconlefeets Posted Nov 1, 2005
I was about to start watching it, that's what put Elephants & Hens in my head.
"You'll say 'Where are my designer underpants? Oh no! They're in my Kong Hong house!'"
Angussporran: Yes?
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Nov 1, 2005
the n o n t a b l e appreciated it most gratiously and greatly mhrily so 
t o t o n o n t o m a t o
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Baconlefeets Posted Nov 1, 2005
The mobile was actually on my n o n t a b le. But it took someone ten minutes to look under a packet of biscuits to find it there.
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Trin Tragula Posted Nov 2, 2005
Was it under designer underpants? Which house is this again? 
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Trin Tragula Posted Nov 2, 2005
Mooosecow?
Moose? Mooses? Meese?
Will children love this?
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Baconlefeets Posted Nov 2, 2005
Yes. But we will never be able to live with the attention it'll bring. I just want to live in my ordinary mansion with my ordinary helicopter!
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Researcher 556780 Posted Nov 2, 2005
There's a moose loose in the hoose?
Which way did it go?
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Nov 2, 2005
Thataway!
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Trin Tragula Posted Nov 2, 2005
Towards the ordinary helicopter? 
But he hasn't got a license!
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Trin Tragula Posted Nov 2, 2005
He won't need one - not with an ordinary helicopter, he'll just 'whoooosh' straight out of here!
Stop that moose!
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- 1: Baconlefeets (Nov 1, 2005)
- 2: Trin Tragula (Nov 1, 2005)
- 3: Baconlefeets (Nov 1, 2005)
- 4: Trin Tragula (Nov 1, 2005)
- 5: Baron Grim (Nov 1, 2005)
- 6: U2088718 (Nov 1, 2005)
- 7: Baconlefeets (Nov 1, 2005)
- 8: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Nov 1, 2005)
- 9: Baconlefeets (Nov 1, 2005)
- 10: Baconlefeets (Nov 2, 2005)
- 11: Trin Tragula (Nov 2, 2005)
- 12: Baconlefeets (Nov 2, 2005)
- 13: Trin Tragula (Nov 2, 2005)
- 14: Baconlefeets (Nov 2, 2005)
- 15: Trin Tragula (Nov 2, 2005)
- 16: Researcher 556780 (Nov 2, 2005)
- 17: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Nov 2, 2005)
- 18: Trin Tragula (Nov 2, 2005)
- 19: Baconlefeets (Nov 2, 2005)
- 20: Trin Tragula (Nov 2, 2005)
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