h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Of course! Another letter to the Daily Mail in a Nontable stylee

Dear Daily Mail,

I write further to seeing your article in todays paper regarding the Virgin bands pictures.

Please note that you are crap and...

Hey, it's the Mail ... they know they're crap.

Very true.

*Gives Trin gold star*

*Polishes gold star*

Cool!

*Has a sudden sharp yearning for another gold star*



Er ... Express is pretty rubbish too.

I know what you're doing. You've cottoned onto something, haven't you?

I'm taking away one of your group champion points for not using your imagination.

Say something about toast soldiers and I will consider giving you a silver...

So presumably the bands all have to be signed with Virgin Record? Has anyone checked the list?

Toast Soldiers








*runs back in*

Do I get the silver?

Umm...*shuffles feet* no...

But I drew a cartoon man. Look! He says: "I want to rock."

... arbitrary and wilful removal of group champion points ... monstrously unfair ... don't want a gold star now

Ah but does he like 3 Non Blondes? (three women running across the street).

Now that has *got* to be worth a star!

Ah, but the rubbish Daily Mail says that's Trio

Who are Trio?

No idea, but obviously there's three of them.

And as it turns out 3 Non Blondes aren't even a band (There's four of them)



I had a look on http://www.virginrecords.com/home/findartist.html#l and they've only got 66 artists anyway

Trio had a hit with Da Da Da. They didn't bother us after that. They were German.

I had those three girls down as Swing Out Sister.

RF