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"Smile, you're in Spain"
Posted Apr 17, 2005
Is not one of the most reassuring sentences you could wake up to after a drunk night out.
Brain: 
Panic immediately sets in. We did seem to be in the taxi for a very long time. Perhaps it took us to the airport
Surely the airport officials wouldn't let fish fly?
Brain: Stop. Think back.
I took my credit card so I did have enough money for the flight. Maybe I should do as the voice says, smile. Well, I didn't think I was going to get away on holiday again this year. I've got plenty of holiday days going spare at work and I could do with the break after all.
Brain: Stop. Survey the surroundings.
Ok, this is it. *Opens eyes*
Gah!!! Sunlight! 
Shut eyes! Shut eyes! Eyes! Eyes!
Brain: Sorry, that wasn't planned out very well. Stop clawing your eyeballs out and use other senses.
*Sniff* Bit smoky, but I think I remember smoking quite a bit more than I usually do when I go out.
*Feel* Spongy, soft. Hammock maybe? No, too steady. No sand anywhere though. Hang on, what's that? Grit off bottom of shoes probably.
*Listen* Someones talking. Is that Spanish? I think it's some form of English. Hang on, no, it's....it's...a political debate!
Brain: Apologies for the last mishap, but your eyes should have become accustomed to the light now.
*Open eyes*
My bedroom
*Turns jabbering political talk off with remote control*
Brain: Relax, it was just an advert. Do something about your breath. Find chewing gum.
*Bag search ensues*
*Opens bag* What's this? Half a bottle of Jack Daniels is in my bag...I don't even like JD.
I must have stolen it from that scissor wielding girls house.
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Erm...
Posted Apr 3, 2005
I feel a bit sick Just a bit out of sorts...I should go to bed, I probably won't sleep though
Meh!
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Photos
Posted Mar 29, 2005
I've just started an album, will try to get all my photos on here when I can be bothered....
http://www.flickr.com/photos/footbacon/
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Latest reply: Mar 29, 2005
Can't get no sleep.....
Posted Mar 28, 2005
I woke up at 3 this afternoon and can't get to sleep now. I went to bed at 3am and have been reading for 3 hours. Maybe in another 3 hours I'll get some kip? I feel like my brain is floating away like a wet cake
This is going to screw up my sleep for the whole week probably. I had a plan to get me back into the "work sleep pattern", being that, if I wake up at around 8 monday morning, then I'll be tired enough to have a really good kip on monday night. But it's 6.10am now I don't think I can last a whole day on 2 hours shuteye
The light on the back garden won't switch off either. I think it's the Patio door who's persuaded it to stay on, making me subconciously think that it's daytime and shouldn't sleep I shouldn't have shown that Hitler docuumentary to Patio, I think he's getting ideas...
The doctor said i was paranoid schizophrenic. Well he didn't actually say it but we could tell he was thinking it.
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Latest reply: Mar 28, 2005
Think I'll have a ciggie...
Posted Mar 25, 2005
Anyne care to join me with a my lovely bottle of wine?
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