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Oh my god, I can't believe
Posted Sep 16, 2005
never been this far away from home
I've just been asked out on a date.
Massive bellyflops.
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Fire stations, bowel movements and cocktail umbrellas.
Posted Sep 10, 2005
"Last night was brilliant, I can't feel my eyebrows. You should have come, you'd of at least lost an arm."
I had a great night out. Lots of vodka, damning Bob at the possibility of gayness and having people laugh at my monkey feet. I lost a bet to scale a lampost though, damn insoles stuck to my feet.
It was a leaving do for a lass at work. I wish I'd gone out drinking with her more often
When I came home I saw my bro', went straight up to him and hugged him. Completely surprised myself and him, I think. Overwhelmed is the only word I can think of to describe it. Then we stumbled upstairs, both as drunk as eachother and we talked. He apologised to me and we hugged, both a bit tearful. I still don't trust him and don't think I will do completely for a long time, but feels good to have sorted some things out.
I woke up at 10 and thought it was still night time, bucketing it down outside. Woke up again at quart to 3 feeling and looking like death.
Last night was meant to be when I had my last cigarette too.
I've just given in.
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Excuse me while I rant.
Posted Sep 3, 2005
The 'rents have gone away for the weekend and I _thought_ the brother was going to be camping for most of it.
I got home yesterday to find that he'd decided not to and I'll be seeing more of him than I want.
Strike one against him.
I put half a packet of cigarettes on the kitchen side, come downstairs to find that he's gone out with them and my mobile.
Strike two.
I fall asleep on the settee, am shaken awake by him. Asking why he's woken me, I get the reply that he wanted it to be "livelier" for him.
Then he says I should have gone out with him and his mates
Why? So that I can pick at every single thing he says? "Drink changes things though." What? The only way it would change things is it would make it more likely for me to want to pick an argument with him.
"Have you got a tenner I can lend?" No. I only had a few pounds in my purse. Anyway, he orders a takeaway and goes to bed. I look for my fresh packet of cigarettes. They're gone. I eventually find them in his room.
This morning I came downstairs, looked in my purse to see if I had enough bus fare. Nothing but copper. He's nicked some money. After asking him if he's taken anything, he says "Not that I remember."
I go out and when I come back, he's got about five of my dvds with him.
I'm very funny about people taking my dvds and cds after losing quite a few (to him, no less).
Strike two thousand and twelve.
I know I'm picking on petty little things, but I can't stand him. I want to have an argument with him, I tried to last night, but he just goes quiet and doesn't say anything. So it would end up in being just another rant by me.
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Tpday, I had nothing to eat apart from an earwig.
Posted Aug 19, 2005
See, this is what happens to me whan I have nothing to do and am all on my own. I make up rubbish lies to keep myself occupied.
I, actually (I'm going to stop using the word "actually" from now on, after all, all it's really for is to have a telphone conversation that goes along the line of:
"Is Mr Merton in, please?
Actually, he's not.
Might you tell me a good time to try back?
Actually, he's on a plane to Philadelphia.
Good for him, perhaps I'll try him the middle of next week.
Actually, he's coming back tonight.
Oh good, I'll try him tommorow then.
Actually, he's not coming in tommorow.
Actually, could you put me on hold while I drive over there with some pepper spray and a dog muzzle?
Actually, I'm going home in five minutes.
Oh, I see. Ok tomorrow for sure then. Promise?")
And the strange thing is, the only person I've heard of, who's called Mr Merton, is Paul Merton. And I've never had a telephone call with him. Or have I?
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Go Shorty, it's ma Birthday...
Posted Jul 25, 2005
We're gonna Hootoo like it's your anniversary
It's my second Hootooversary today
Quite a bit has changed since that first log on, some good, some bad, some I still can't tell whether they are good or bad yet.
To think, this all started with an Izzard obsession that led me to a guide entry.
I just wanted to mark it somewhere
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