h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(Need a really big bushy job if you're going to be hosting whole puds though)

(Which is why you should start growing now so it's ready for your move to Yorkshireland).

(Would I need to hoard beard puds in Yorkshireland? I thought there were loads of them gallumphing round the streets and trying to get on buses? )

(Oh there are but, y'know ... I'm there. Likelihood of pud spotting is decreased massively by that fact).

Very much a sconner, mumsy was pretty emphatic about that one

Tell me something oh telly guru...when's Heroes next on. Watched all the catchy up thing over the weekend (Totally fab and groovy ot was by the boo) and then fell asleep 5 minutes into the new ones last night

Oh, and didn't make the youtube silliness public cos of sidewaysness, I'll go put them public in a bit so's you can see. They are ver', ver' silly though and probably only entertaining to me...as you'll be able to tell from the Mutley laugh I seem to have developed

(All the pud makers must double their output in readiness for my arrival - only then will there be enough to go around )

Heroes from last night, the 9 o'clocky one, is on again in about half an hour on bebekeder

(I just happened to spot that - as the telly guru's apprentice )

Bah. You poshies.

Yay! You're an addictypants! Wednesday night. It's repeated later on at night sometime but I can't remember which day.

There you go.

(Excellent. I can sit back from now on and ... )

Gonna go do sloops.

Night night.

Night night sugarquack

Okay...*sigh*

I'd asked him to bring me in his laundry basket, and this was the result.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFLg3yslhzE

To continue the Dr Who theme, he then got my laundry basket

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT6vYD1VE0Y

Don't judge me okay

Ooohooo, apprentice telly guru eh? Right, so the 6 months one last night, is on again tonight yes? But there were two more episodes on Bebecaca twa last night, were they new ones? Will I get to see them again?

Oh pooh, but it's only early o'clock

N'night Droppyscon

You live in sidewaysey land!

Why you're worrying about boring old telly with in-house entertainment of that quality I don't know

Er, yes, but you'll have to be patient

(It's when you wait for things without throwing things, you know, like saints and the unconscious.)

They'll be the next two nine o'clockies on der.

I wish I did live in Sidewaysey land, and it wasn't because I don't know which way up to hold mobiley tefelomes

Yerrs! Well, clearly *I* find him funny and the 20 cigs a day habit has brought on that chesty laugh nicely

Ah, gotcha, so bebecaca twa are doing a Ectoplasm cat type thingmy and showing episodes in advance?

So, when do we get to see Lost?

Patience? Je? How long have you known me now

Oooh smiley OD!

That's a good point - where the blummin' flip is Lost?

That's a bit of a bummer - there must be a point where the normal ones catch up with the extra ones and, with a bit of video magic, you could get up to date. Hmmmm...

Exatomelly! I'm sure Footie said it would be about now it would be back on

Gawd bless vidayos

It's a top programme though, glad they did the catchy up thing t'other night else I might never have got addicted. Hiro, n'aaaawwwww

How be ye anyway? Feeling any less grumplebummy? I take it we don't know if you've got a top Boff job yet or not?

I am a lot less grumplebummy now, yes, although not for any particular reason Still waiting

I'm going to have to flump

Oo! Just thought - if they've run one catch-up weekend there's bound to be another

Night night Mrs Sideways

Less grumplebummmy is good whatever and whyever, don't question it, else the head gremlins might come back

Bah! Wha's wrong with these Boffs, can't they see your fantabulousness? You did rememer to send a cake and 'wiches off for them with your application didn't you?

Hope so

N'night UberBoff

Humph!

You could have told me ordering an ADSL hubbidybub would be no use to someone with a cable doofer.

So, after a few seconds of excitedness, and frantic parcel opening, I'm just grateful that alongside the 'ADSL' it happened to have (for tefelome connections only) otherwise I'd have had it out of the box and tried setting it up and lost any chance of trying to return the damn thing. Any road, the catalogue I bought it from doesn't do cable hubbidybubs, so it's parcelled back up and awaiting collection

Why am I so pants?

Well, no non wireyness for me just yet. Just having a look again at other hubbidybubs in other places and I'm completely clueless all over again.

HELP!

N'awwww.

You smell.

My head isn't working: what's a cable doofer? And what hubbidybub did you order?

Everything's all right and it's all going to be fine because everything's okay.