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Post 2101

Baconlefeets

I've chosen 'or else'. smiley - tongueout


Roses are flowers.

Post 2102

Mrs Bojangles

Wise choice, it's the one I was hoping you'd go forsmiley - evilgrin

Your forfeit, not that you have any choice in accepting it or not, is to be my pet smiley - geek when it comes to setting up the new wireless hubiddybub I just ordered for my puter. You have a couple of weeks to prepare, limber up, and refine your inner Stephen Hawking. We're counting on you soldier *salutes*smiley - brave


Roses are flowers.

Post 2103

Baconlefeets

I'll do my best Cap'n. smiley - brave

I got so cross with it when I set mine up. You may need a couple of packs of ciggies when you do it. smiley - smiley

It could all go hunkydory and be well behaved for you, of course. smiley - cheerup


Roses are flowers.

Post 2104

Mrs Bojangles

smiley - huh

I don't understand.

No demands for spice and treaties nor not no puppies nor nothin'?

No telling me that I need to wear tin foil helmets and stand on two cheesecakes between the puter and the hubbidybub with my nose in the Ethernet port to make it work?

All that altitude has affected your brains, you should smoke ciggies all the way down next time so's you don't get too much oxygen, you're clearly allergicsmiley - doctor


Roses are flowers.

Post 2105

Baconlefeets

Nor me. smiley - huh

I honestly don't know what came over me. I was obviously still on a humungous adrenaline rush and didn't want for nuffin.

It's worn off now though. I want some of those choccy buttons with jazzley hundreds and thousands on them, a puppy (border collie, preferably, which I'll call George). I'd also like a cake in the shape of a swimming pool with candles floating around on lilos. smiley - smiley


Roses are flowers.

Post 2106

Mrs Bojangles

smiley - run

I say, I say, I say...

A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go.

Excited, he jumps out of the airplane. About five seconds later, he pulls the ripcord. Nothing happens.

He tries again. Still nothing.

He starts to panic, but remembers his back-up chute. He pulls that cord. Nothing happens. He frantically begins pulling both cords, but to no avail.

Suddenly, he looks down and he can't believe his eyes. Another man is in the air with him, but this guy is going UP!

Just as the other guy passes by, the skydiver -- by this time scared out of his wits -- yells, "Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?"

The other guy yells back, "No! Do you know anything about gas ovens?"

smiley - wow


Roses are flowers.

Post 2107

Baconlefeets

smiley - laugh

You been trawling for plane hopping jokes? smiley - ticklesmiley - smooch


Roses are flowers.

Post 2108

Mrs Bojangles

Might have!smiley - biggrin

Oooh tickly snoggingssmiley - roflsmiley - loveblush

Are you going to do more sky dropping?


Roses are flowers.

Post 2109

Baconlefeets

Yep. In the next stage one instructor lets go and whizzes around in front so I can flap my arm like a bird. smiley - wow

You been up to? smiley - smiley


Roses are flowers.

Post 2110

Mrs Bojangles

Just the one arm? Won't you go round in circles then?smiley - silly

Me? Nuffin'. Well, not exactly nuffin', but nuffin' interesting. Just house moochery, soup makingerysmiley - erm

Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored.

Choobindwin?


Roses are flowers.

Post 2111

Mrs Bojangles

There *should* be a smiley...for them's that can't spell smiley - flustered


Roses are flowers.

Post 2112

Mrs Bojangles

Or not know how or where to use apostrophessmiley - rolleyes


Roses are flowers.

Post 2113

Baconlefeets

Might go a bit unstable. smiley - erm When I watched the vidayo of the first stage, after I'd deployed the second instructor kept dropping for a bit and he'd filumed himself dropping into a cloud and waving his arms at it. smiley - biggrin

Then he landed after the first instructor and aimed so that he'd land right next to him and did high fives just as his feet touched the ground. smiley - wow

Flumping with tombalato soup? smiley - drool

Whinging about work mostly. smiley - smiley


Roses are flowers.

Post 2114

Mrs Bojangles

I do think you're ever so, ever so daringsmiley - bigeyes

A squillion years ago, and before I seemed to develop an irational fear of heights, I wanted to do hang gliding. Used to love watching them and really fancied the idea of swooping off big hills and pretending to be Superman. Think I'll stick to just flying in dreams now though.smiley - smiley

H'actually, potartoe n'cabbarge soup. Sounds yukky but was surprisingly nice, not much of a soup fan usually, just had a doodah...compulsion, that's it, to make some. Looked like a bowl of snot though.

Work being rubbish at the moment? smiley - hug


Roses are flowers.

Post 2115

Baconlefeets

It's an unbelievable rush. Makes you feel like you could do absolutely anything. smiley - wow

I could lay down lots of fluffy duvets on the beach to make you feel safer when you swoop off the cliff. smiley - smiley

A bowl of snot? Cor, make me some! smiley - drool

's too busy. Can't cope. smiley - cry

In lieu of snot soup, I'm gonna go stare into the fridge for a bit and hope to see something stale and mouldy to eat. smiley - run


Roses are flowers.

Post 2116

Baconlefeets

smiley - nur

smiley - cuddle

smiley - run


Roses are flowers.

Post 2117

Mrs Bojangles

Well, I guess once you've plummeted several squillion feet out of a plane, there's really not a hell of a lot else that could phase yousmiley - biggrin

Ner, that fancy has definitely passed. There's the whole climbing up the big hill first thingsmiley - yawn

I shall send you some in a jiffy bagsmiley - smiley

Rotten smells! Threaten to land on your bosses head next time you do sky droppingsmiley - cross

Ooohoooo mouldsmiley - drool

Laters ActionBaconssmiley - cuddle


Roses are flowers.

Post 2118

Mrs Bojangles

*poke*

Lo! Would you like to hear about my latest act of thick?smiley - smiley

Made some ver' silly vidayos of the childs t'other night and because I still haven't worked out how to use special wire because it doesn't give instructions in Stupidish, I uploaded them to YouTube. All fine and dandy, except that *apparently* one is supposed to hold the camera a certain way otherwise vidayos are upside downsmiley - rolleyes

How be ye?smiley - boing


Roses are flowers.

Post 2119

Baconlefeets

smiley - biggrin

You should be able to turn them round in Windows Movie Maker. Linkies? smiley - bigeyes

Bit stressy. And I've got a new coat that makes me look like Frank Spencer apparently. Just need a beret. smiley - smiley


Roses are flowers.

Post 2120

Baconlefeets

smiley - run

smiley - nur

It's not on da Tube. smiley - wah

I used the search term 'crazy mother pokes child'. Should I have tried something different? smiley - smiley


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