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Mrs Bojangles Posted Sep 15, 2007
Wise choice, it's the one I was hoping you'd go for
Your forfeit, not that you have any choice in accepting it or not, is to be my pet when it comes to setting up the new wireless hubiddybub I just ordered for my puter. You have a couple of weeks to prepare, limber up, and refine your inner Stephen Hawking. We're counting on you soldier *salutes*
Roses are flowers.
Baconlefeets Posted Sep 15, 2007
I'll do my best Cap'n.
I got so cross with it when I set mine up. You may need a couple of packs of ciggies when you do it.
It could all go hunkydory and be well behaved for you, of course.
Roses are flowers.
Mrs Bojangles Posted Sep 16, 2007
I don't understand.
No demands for spice and treaties nor not no puppies nor nothin'?
No telling me that I need to wear tin foil helmets and stand on two cheesecakes between the puter and the hubbidybub with my nose in the Ethernet port to make it work?
All that altitude has affected your brains, you should smoke ciggies all the way down next time so's you don't get too much oxygen, you're clearly allergic
Roses are flowers.
Baconlefeets Posted Sep 16, 2007
Nor me.
I honestly don't know what came over me. I was obviously still on a humungous adrenaline rush and didn't want for nuffin.
It's worn off now though. I want some of those choccy buttons with jazzley hundreds and thousands on them, a puppy (border collie, preferably, which I'll call George). I'd also like a cake in the shape of a swimming pool with candles floating around on lilos.
Roses are flowers.
Mrs Bojangles Posted Sep 19, 2007
I say, I say, I say...
A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go.
Excited, he jumps out of the airplane. About five seconds later, he pulls the ripcord. Nothing happens.
He tries again. Still nothing.
He starts to panic, but remembers his back-up chute. He pulls that cord. Nothing happens. He frantically begins pulling both cords, but to no avail.
Suddenly, he looks down and he can't believe his eyes. Another man is in the air with him, but this guy is going UP!
Just as the other guy passes by, the skydiver -- by this time scared out of his wits -- yells, "Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?"
The other guy yells back, "No! Do you know anything about gas ovens?"
Roses are flowers.
Baconlefeets Posted Sep 19, 2007
Yep. In the next stage one instructor lets go and whizzes around in front so I can flap my arm like a bird.
You been up to?
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Mrs Bojangles Posted Sep 19, 2007
Just the one arm? Won't you go round in circles then?
Me? Nuffin'. Well, not exactly nuffin', but nuffin' interesting. Just house moochery, soup makingery
Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored.
Choobindwin?
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Baconlefeets Posted Sep 19, 2007
Might go a bit unstable. When I watched the vidayo of the first stage, after I'd deployed the second instructor kept dropping for a bit and he'd filumed himself dropping into a cloud and waving his arms at it.
Then he landed after the first instructor and aimed so that he'd land right next to him and did high fives just as his feet touched the ground.
Flumping with tombalato soup?
Whinging about work mostly.
Roses are flowers.
Mrs Bojangles Posted Sep 19, 2007
I do think you're ever so, ever so daring
A squillion years ago, and before I seemed to develop an irational fear of heights, I wanted to do hang gliding. Used to love watching them and really fancied the idea of swooping off big hills and pretending to be Superman. Think I'll stick to just flying in dreams now though.
H'actually, potartoe n'cabbarge soup. Sounds yukky but was surprisingly nice, not much of a soup fan usually, just had a doodah...compulsion, that's it, to make some. Looked like a bowl of snot though.
Work being rubbish at the moment?
Roses are flowers.
Baconlefeets Posted Sep 19, 2007
It's an unbelievable rush. Makes you feel like you could do absolutely anything.
I could lay down lots of fluffy duvets on the beach to make you feel safer when you swoop off the cliff.
A bowl of snot? Cor, make me some!
's too busy. Can't cope.
In lieu of snot soup, I'm gonna go stare into the fridge for a bit and hope to see something stale and mouldy to eat.
Roses are flowers.
Mrs Bojangles Posted Sep 19, 2007
Well, I guess once you've plummeted several squillion feet out of a plane, there's really not a hell of a lot else that could phase you
Ner, that fancy has definitely passed. There's the whole climbing up the big hill first thing
I shall send you some in a jiffy bag
Rotten smells! Threaten to land on your bosses head next time you do sky dropping
Ooohoooo mould
Laters ActionBacons
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Mrs Bojangles Posted Sep 20, 2007
*poke*
Lo! Would you like to hear about my latest act of thick?
Made some ver' silly vidayos of the childs t'other night and because I still haven't worked out how to use special wire because it doesn't give instructions in Stupidish, I uploaded them to YouTube. All fine and dandy, except that *apparently* one is supposed to hold the camera a certain way otherwise vidayos are upside down
How be ye?
Roses are flowers.
Baconlefeets Posted Sep 20, 2007
You should be able to turn them round in Windows Movie Maker. Linkies?
Bit stressy. And I've got a new coat that makes me look like Frank Spencer apparently. Just need a beret.
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Baconlefeets Posted Sep 20, 2007
It's not on da Tube.
I used the search term 'crazy mother pokes child'. Should I have tried something different?
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