h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I understand your dilemma, I was the same when I was thinking about getting a Dolphin. I mean, I suppose he could live in the bath happily enough, but then, we'd have to do all our ablutions in the sink. Not ideal. There's also the smell of all the fish we'd need to feed it.
Also, not terribly cuddly Dolphins, where as bears...n'aawww.

That said, I suppose a beard wouldn't be quite as high maintenance, but then, just how much love do you get from a beard eh?

I recognised that beard as soon as I clickied it.

He was a contender for the World Beard Championships. Must've been studying that interweb page a little too hard.

Ooohooo. Big filum spoonding.

I was gonna watch Donnie Darko again last week but listening to the commentary. Somehow I've bought the only dooveedoo to not have any extras on it other than different languages.

It did make more sense listening to it in Swedish though.

Yay Bill!

You could have bought a portable tank. You could take him for walkies that way. And pegs on noses is all the rage.

Beard doesn't have to give anything back. Beard can sit there as long as it likes being groomed and loved without question.

You have an altogether too unhealthy an interest in all things facial hair

Yes! £3.00. Rockefeller me

I love Groundhog day, seen it squillions and makes me cry every time.

Watched Awakenings again earlier, took me about half an hour to stop chuffin' sobbing

True, true. But then getting the tank down two flights of stairs might present a bit of a problem



Well don;t come asking me for snoggings if you get a beard, too scratchy, muchos chin chaffing

Not unhealthy. Just exploring my options.

Me too. I found a little thingie thing on interweb last week about Groundhog Day. Some people made a short a few years before GH came out and then did big 'oooh! You rotters stole our filum!' pointings when GH was released. Haven't found whatever came of it but it's a good short film.

Haven't seen Awakenings before.

Hydraulic lift outside your window.

Pah! The beard wouldn't put you off me.

Were there many similarities to GH day then? Be many spoons involved if there was a case to answer to eh?

Ooh you *have* to see it. It's a true story, sooo touching and sad

Genius! Never say never with you isn't it? Bet you were a nightmare of a child

Dammit! You bewitching Tigress you

Well, y'know all of the time bending and resetting and the main character's the only one who remembers? All of that.





http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5855297964536889239

Need half an hour to watch it though.

It's actually rubbish though 'cos Bill isn't in it.

Put it on the list of dooveedoos to spoond on.

So you're gonna get a dolphin?

Monkey!

I'll clicky on it tomorrowthink the sloopyness might be upon me at last.

Anyone would think you quite liked Bill

Going to head for bed, N'night Butterfulness

Morning Jilly Bonka.

Nah! Gonna get a monkey first and teach it to fling poo at Trin

Sorry, forgot. Yous a butterful, hairy monkeygirl

N'night

OMG! I so totally think I can do psychic postings now!

I *swear* I posted something to this thread just the other day, yesterday, day before, last night maybe, dunno, but *definitely* not as much as 5 days ago.

So, did you get it? The psychic posting that is. What did I say?


I take it the wedding was a lovely, happy time then? Where's the photies? The tiny Footie n'aawwing material? The falling over tally? The remember-a-rambles? The snog count? Annoying relative dodging tactics?

My computer time is being usurped by teenage MSN'ning recently, as there's smelly girls attention to be won apparently
He doesn't even do the pretendy-get-upset at me threatening to take him to an orphanage no more to swap for a shiny new babychilds. Just rolls his eyes and says he might have a better chance of growing up normal and asks if I'll help him pack

Had a great day yesterday though, took him to Camden Market for his first time, and my first in 15 years. I wanted to be 20 again. He bought lots of funky clothes, as it's imperative at the moment for him to be an individual...just like everybody else.He also bought a t-shirt that is going to raise a few eyebrows from other parents...I think I can already hear the beginnings of hushed whispering in disapproving tones

Just incase youses don't get around to lurking properly, wouldn't want you to miss this...
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2243176

it was posted in the waspy thread...and I know I'm very wrong but it made me snigger...Trin will probably cry though

Oooh look! Rambles of unconsciousness

Oh, and Lo!

You said I smelled.

It was a grand day.

Photies are actually being uploaded as I type. It's taking far too long. Didn't fall over once! No snoggings, got smooches and dances with brothers though. Brother that got married was on the dancefloor all night. He was having a boogie with my nan and she pointed at me so he stumbled over and dragged me back over. Then I dragged second brother up and we all had a boogie together. N'awww.

No relative dodging. Part way through the night I went to sit with aunt, uncle and cousin when I realised I was too far gone to make a conversation appear and we all sat there uncomfortably silent watching silly people dancing.

Bah! Sign on as him and do MSNing of peculiarness to scare the girls away.

What kind of tee shirt did he buy?

N'awww, you give the best lurky prezzies. They're not covered in bees anymore.

Hello rambler.

Bees are our friends

My back garden is teeming with bees. I know they're only honey bees and are bumbley and nice but I still get scared sitting out there.

*headpoints*

Photies in your inbox.

Bees are lovely, on nature programs, filmed in slo-mo and with Johnny Morris doing their voices.

Otherwise they're 'Aaarrrgghhh! Gerremawayfrommeeeees'.

Except me. I'm Beeish in a lovely way

Humph!

Come back and say I'm lovely...or else!