h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oo! Billsweat! Won't you have to get it authenticated or something though? Take it backstage and get him to sign it!

If I'm going backstage I'll get him to sign himself and bring him back home.

Wanna go!

Awwwww.

I think there's still some tickets on sale in Glasgow.

There's still tickets available at Wembley.

*turns out pockets*

When has having no spoons ever stopped you?

Wirecutters and stockings over the head Just like Live 8

I suppose I could pass as a Roadie. Just won't wash my hair for a few months and find an old Led Zep T-shirt...now, wonder how long it will take for me to grow a beard.

*Veet*

Not long.

There aren't enough facial expression smileys.

If there were, this would pretty much properly convey the one I'm currently sporting

http://www.wunderground.com/data/wximagenew/d/DGINDIO/113.jpg

My belly's hurting and shoulders are a-shaking.

My work here is done

Going to leave you chaps to it. NotGerty's getting on me thrups.

N'night both

Night night Captain Haddock

Night night Mrs B.

Sorry, can't let that one go without explanatorials. Captain Haddock?

It was a combination of bristly beards and the blistering barnacles look on that crow's face

I see.

Weirdo.

Proper N'nights

Ooohoooo, nearly Brithyad o'clock

I've just given you a bright sparkly thing over there. *headpoints*

Gonna stay up past midnight to open all my prezzies.