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Roses are flowers.

Post 2001

Trin Tragula

Bah! I've been perched in that tree all day and not a sniff of a multi-coloured breeches parade of poorly fluff shop employees anywhere smiley - cross

Where is everybody? Are genii busy inventing things? smiley - boing


Roses are flowers.

Post 2002

Mrs Bojangles

Ullo Kittensmiley - smiley

How's yer bum for boils?


Roses are flowers.

Post 2003

Mrs Bojangles

Humph!smiley - sadface


Roses are flowers.

Post 2004

Baconlefeets

smiley - run

Sorry. I got tellystracted. smiley - cheerup

How did you know 'bout the boils? smiley - yikes


Roses are flowers.

Post 2005

Mrs Bojangles

I just happened to be Google earthing over Sheffieldland and noticed what I thought were some new landmarks of some description. So I zoomed in, and there were your boils, in all their bummy glorysmiley - smiley


Roses are flowers.

Post 2006

Baconlefeets

They've got lots of webcams on GE now. I hope there was one around my arse for you. smiley - smiley


Roses are flowers.

Post 2007

Mrs Bojangles

If only they had smell-o-vision toosmiley - brave


Roses are flowers.

Post 2008

Baconlefeets

Ah yes, if only you could whiff it. smiley - brave

Lo! smiley - biggrin


Roses are flowers.

Post 2009

Baconlefeets

Ooh, lookie what I just saw.

http://www.billbailey.co.uk/latestnews/2007/07/eurovision.html

smiley - bigeyes


Roses are flowers.

Post 2010

Trin Tragula

smiley - bigeyes

Please let him do the Chris de Burgh thing smiley - grovel


Roses are flowers.

Post 2011

Mrs Bojangles

If onlysmiley - loveblush

Lo!smiley - biggrin

*clicky*

Oh please, oh please, oh please let it be truesmiley - grovel

smiley - musicalnoteHuman slaves in an insect nation aaah ahhh ah ah ahsmiley - musicalnotesmiley - wow


Roses are flowers.

Post 2012

Mrs Bojangles

Oooh full house! Lo!smiley - biggrin

Oooh yeah, ooh yeah or that onesmiley - wow


Roses are flowers.

Post 2013

Baconlefeets

The Kraftwerk one! smiley - boing

No! This one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRoEmFePG08

smiley - biggrin

Isn't there one about French ambulances? smiley - huh


Roses are flowers.

Post 2014

Mrs Bojangles

smiley - rofl

Heeeee, I love Billsmiley - loveblush

I can't wait to see what he serves upsmiley - biggrin

I really should think about returning the Bewildery/Cosmic DooVeeDoo to my cousinsmiley - erm

Eventuallysmiley - evilgrin


Roses are flowers.

Post 2015

Trin Tragula

Oo, yeah, that one! smiley - boing Love that one smiley - loveblush

French ambulance sirens might be a bit short smiley - silly


Roses are flowers.

Post 2016

Baconlefeets

When he does Eurovision or when I go to see him live on stage in front of me, live, with real hair in 108 days? smiley - smiley


Roses are flowers.

Post 2017

Mrs Bojangles

smiley - cross

smiley - envy

Oh how closely hate and love can co-existsmiley - tomato


Roses are flowers.

Post 2018

Trin Tragula

smiley - wow

Oh and...

smiley - rolleyes (At how many times you're subtly going to slip that in between now and then smiley - tickle)


Roses are flowers.

Post 2019

Baconlefeets

Let me paint you a picture with my imagination brush. smiley - smiley

Mr Bailey wins by a landslide and plays out the show with the BBC News apocalyptic rave song merging into the actual BBC News coming on telly afterwards.

Thousands of viewers then telemephone the bebeke to demand the song is used as the new titlage tune.

smiley - wow


Roses are flowers.

Post 2020

Baconlefeets

Hey, I'm just sharing my happiness, dudes. smiley - zen

Live! Gonna take a bottle and run around in front of the stage trying to catch a droplet of sweat when he shakes his hair out of his face. smiley - wow


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