h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Or mighty fast even

They usually have a trouser-jar on the desk out front for the poorly fluff shop people.

I didn't have a spare pair on me but I chucked a few threads in.

You could end up with multi-coloured trews



And that's why people work in poorly fluff shops!

You so clever.

It's not often that you'll see a poorly fluff shop person in the supermarket wearing multi-coloured trousers though. Do you suppose they have special get-togethers where they show them off?

They have a parade.

A secret parade of poorly fluff shop workers in their piebald pantaloons!

http://www.danceworld.demon.co.uk/images/Capri_pant_2092.jpg

When is it? Can we get tickets? If I stick plasters all over Hol' can I get a pair?

We'll have to tail them. You get the dark glasses, I'll get the van

Gotcha.



They were already on my head.

Is it too late/early to catch them?

Three in the morning is optimum time for flashy trews parades. Means no one can see the trews.

They're not very clever. The trews go to their heads

Don't know when to stop sewing, ey?

Three? That crept up.

Had better go to sloopleton. Bed'll be getting jealous of settee getting me all the time.

Night night.

Night night flump champ

We can go on stakeout tomorrow. They might try to sneak in a quick parade about teatime

Lo smell head

How's Hol doing?

And the flumping ofcourse?<smiley<

I smelled you comin' and scarpered off.

You can whiff it from there? I knew it was bad but didn't realise how much so.

Hollybillyboo seems okay. She had a big nibble of my muffin earlier before I could get to it.

Flumping's going flumpily. I got a prank phone call yesterday: "it's Jonathan ... it's Sandra ..." Spooked me and I put the phone down, then they rang again. Couple of people from work. Don't wanna go back.

You finished painting the kitchen floor?

Footie and Strangely sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F16034?thread=397255&latest=1

Bah! Post: 27647

Shurrup!

Him in that big thread was entertaining.

Hehehehe

If it's the big thread I think you mean, that had my blood boiling, still, it helps having it interrupted with general twonkicity

Glad to hear Hol's back on top pilfer form

Ring work and tell them you've been taken hotsausage and won't be released until they agree to the ransom of several spoons worth of Humvee vouchers

That's the one.

You're a genius.

That's the second time this week I've been called genius



That's never happened to me before...ever.

You are! You're a slacking off idea comer upper with genius!

What was the other idea of ingenuity?