h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Stop encouraging her

Gotta go bed.

Night night poofaces.

Night night Runaround Poo

Typical!

Creates havoc, gets me all giddy and then goes n' flumps.

N'night Hyperbacons

Afternoon. http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F5758335?thread=4344860

Oh and in other unrelated weirdness, 2legs and I got married last night

At least I drempt we did. It was all very manic, but we were both pretty happy about it, despite admitting to each other we wouldn't ordinarily fancy each other as a 'type'. Still, was a jolly nice ceremony, despite the interruption from Dr Moriarty, self proclaimed evil nemesis of 2legs, and there to ensure that havoc was wreaked upon the proceedingsFortunately, 2legs knew just what to do and presented him with a sausage in a roll which made him disappear and everybody cheeredI looked a bobby dazzler in my daisy veil and cowboy boots.

I hope we lived happily ever after, don't know as I woke up from the dream in the wee small hours thinking WTF?

*click*

Cor. Step away slowly and don't make any sudden movements ...

Bah! I was about to go searching through your converwotsits for the thread.

Go over to his PS immediately and marry him.

Rambles!

*click*

Woah!

No sudden movements...

you got non sloopys too?

http://www.florecita.net/content/images/hothotchocolate.jpg

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/25/gaaaaah.jpg

What? Wasn't doin' nuffin.

Oooh, ta. *schlurpies*

You don't want any of this cake then? Nor biccies?

N'aawww, you know, if I'd never seen a picture of you, that's just how I'd imagine you

Get them off *that* Trin did you?

I got a bunch of vidayos from a charidee shop today for 50peas each

Got the firstest series of League of Gents

S'got canned laughter on it though which is irritating me immensely

Muchos smileys!

Wish I was a monkey.

I did actually. Isn't he lovely?

Top special bargains! Laugh harder to cover it up.

I got Lost dooveedoos with brithyad spoons. It wasn't a bargain, but I don't care.

For years and years and ages, top of my list to Father Christmas was a Chimpanzee and Magic Wand.

No!

Oooh you lucky 'nana What else did you get?

Oooh and what are you wearing on Friday?

Magnum PI bringeth prezzies early this year:

http://www.primates.com/chimps/chimpanzee-picture.jpg

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/22348.jpg



But look at all these munchables.

A bag, some smellies and spoons. And Ren and Stimpy dooveedoo from bro.

Clothes.

White trews ... not in an 'eurgh' way, in a 'ee, they're nice' way. A satiny top and matching black shiny accessories.

I knew that tash of yours wasn't a fake.*taps nose*

Cor! Cool bro

Not wearing your Gorilla suit then?


White trews? Ver' classy modom. N'aawww, you all excited? Bet you get leaky eyes

Do you think it's big enough? Wondering whether to get a bear too.

Not got one. Can I borrow yours?

Am a bit, yeah.

What other bargains did you find?

Well, I'm always wondering whether or not to get a bear. I don't know where I could keep him though, I mean, the garden's pretty big but a bear would soon get bored of the same fence panels. I could take him for walks in the woods but don't think I'd be able to control him on his lead. And how would he and the cat get on? She's not keen when I move so don't know how she'd cope with a bear rambling around the house.

But at the moment, I'm wondering whether to get a beard.

You can never have a big enough tash.

http://www.crazynews.net/dp/files/2-272.jpg

I wish you'd said earlier, it's at the dry cleaners

It'll be a fab day, spesh with tiny Footie there...n'aawww

Well, I got...Donnie Darko cos I've only ever half watched it and ended up going at the end.
Meet The Parents...cos I've never seen it.
The Man Who Wasn't There...again cos I've never seen it and I like Coen Bro filums so hopefully I'll like this one too.
Rocky Horror Show...Cos I lurves it

and...dundundun...Groundhog Day...cos it's fab