h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

But it was a bad taste party. What did they expect?

No.

Things and things and other things.

Aha! Found your Achilles doodah

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Fraidy has a total box obsession. Anything remotely boxy, she'll sit in it or on it, even the cardboard inserts out of packaging thingys. Yesterday, I was unpacking shelves, the boxes they came in are no more than 2" high...I spotted movement and the presence of a little black snozzle poking out of one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb_8baxZ5mM

Later things

N'awwww.

Gotta go find a box.

*poke*

New game!

You have to dip your lips in hundreds and thousands and last not do lickys wins.

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*clickylicky*

I win!

Hello.

WHat'cha been doin'?

Bah! Bet you cheated

Lo!

Nuffin much. Did supermarkey shopping for the first time in ages, cos the online shop put their delivery prices up. Next week I shall mostly be paying the inflated delivery charge. I hate supermarket shopping.

Oh and watching Sleepy Hollow...again

'Choodoin'?

Blummin' inflation and whatnot and things. Throw peas at them!

I saw that in the telly guide earlier and was thinking that it's been repeated so many times. I've still not watched the whole thing.

Drinking! And watching exorcisms.

Y'alright chuckledoo?

Seems that this and Fifth Element are on a continuous loop the last few months.

Ah, nutter tv

Yeah, I'm alreet lass. Actually, think I might be slowly exorcising the pesky head gremlins at last, 'bout time n'all

How be thee? Good times ahoy?

Thank King Flant for that, eh.

Okay. The head gremlins have been poking their heads around the door for the last couple of days. They're not sure whether to come in or carry on watching telly in the other room. It must be yours that have come roond.

Still, nutters are grand. The Rev's gonna beat someboday over the head with a book after the break.

Ooh, I don't think they are my ones. Mine didn't think twice about breaking and entering and causing acts of mindless vandalism

Yours sound a bit more civilised, maybe if you take them in a tray of biscuits and milk shakes they might forget about you

Or alternatively, fizzy pop them into oblivion

I can't believe people actually believe that guy

They are quite. They did make me do the tidying up earlier though.

That's the method I've been testing. It's been working so far.

You mean that you don't believe him? Why ever not?

Tidy head gremlins? The s

I was howling last week when the woman was 'possessed' by the demon that made her look like the boy from Different Strokes...half expected her to say 'what choo talkin' about exorcist?'

I know!

I liked the bit where the Rev was doing a voiceover saying how he was sure she was possessed by a demon while she was sulking about not having anything to wear to her exorcism.

Could you imagine trying to keep a straight face?

I've mentioned before that my mum went along to a couple of tarot doodahs and mediums etc. It was a typically Blackpool landlady thing to do...sort of took off where bingo left kinda thing. Anyway, she was an intelligent woman and not at all suckered in by these shenanigans, but she'd go along for the craic. My mum was also a terrible giggler.

This one time, she went to see a spiritualist and as the medium was asking her all the usual leading questions and my mum was rolling her eyes...the spiritualist suddenly burst out laughing and turned to her side and started to talking to someone who wasn't there. She kept doing it throughout the session and eventually told my mum that the spirits were telling her jokes and stories. She then started having an argument with them and was telling them off for putting her off...by this point my mum couldn't stifle her giggles and left the room roaring with laughter

The end.

God, I'd love to have a go so I could play being demented and have the chance to give him a slap and swear at him.

I nearly went to see one once, but we didn't confirm and she double-booked. How didn't she know we were gonna come?

Was it the magic tractor joke?

I wanna be snakey tongue demon

Actually, me n' the young'un often have to quell the urge to just wander up to strangers and do a big face licky...for no other reason that pure badness

In Blackpool they were ten a penny, I'm sure there were a couple who really believed they had 'the gift' but the rest were just shysters. Although, that said...there was this one who was very spookily accurate and to this day cannot fathom how he knew what he knew.

Oooh and Joe Bugner's (he was a boxer in the 70s)wife walked up to my mum when she was at a health farm and told her lots of spookiness without her asking anything

What's the magic tractor joke?

You'll get young Jangles to record it and put it on YouTube for me though, won't you? Please.

Was her husband close by threatening to thump her if she didn't believe every word of it?

The magic tractor that drove up the road and turned into a field?

Gonna have to do night nights.

Night night.

Soon as I can find someone's face that I can easily reach, yes

That was rubbish!

Me too

N'night

Ohmigodohmigodohmigod!

*points to Trin's PS*

Last posted July 2nd...'tis witchcraft I tell ye

2 weeks ago for me. I believe you though: he's weird.