h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

'tis a Trin passing!

*salutes*

You both come online at the same time. You twos been on a date.

*curtseys*

*falls*

Mrs B sneaked me out on a date!

I thought it was a bit chilly and roady and eaty and bussy in this flat

*flutters*

'choo been doin' on this date?

I don't know - it was all a big blur of buses and roses and kebabs

Oh well that's nice.

I whine at you, dine you on the finest Kebabs, treat you to a ride on the top deck of the nutter routemaster...and you act like it's just an everyday occurrence

It's true!

You're in love with Trin. I'm just your plaything.

No, no, no... it was special

Just a bit blurry. Especially after the second kebab *burp*

Not a bit of it...you know we do sharsies. I l...I l...I larkyshnakblurg you just as much as I always did

Yeah, nothing says romance quite like a pickled egg eh?

*barf*

Pardies

*bellyrumbles*

Can I come on your next date?

I thought you were there

I'm sure I was halvesieing pitta 'wiches with someone

Was I?

I'm not sure. I remember eating some crunchy things but the evening became a blur after that ...

More flumping to be done, I fear

Night night hot dates

Oh.

Don't we get walked home?

Night night.

Huh? *trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot* Night night

*trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot trit trot* Night night

Sorry, sorry, sorry...sorting out Halloween deccies for tomorrow.

N'night

Me too actually.

Night night wifey.