h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

They translated it as a limerick?

But it's all wrong! The ants were from Hamburg, and only got as far as Altona!

Thanks, B'El for the sorrel link. When mom's up, I'll make her take a look. Resembles chard, from where I sit.

(BTW I know a "Westphalia Waltz". Don't know if it has ants.)

it helps dancing it if you've got s in you s

or so i'm told

Hmmm, Ringelnatz (and Morgenstern, while we're at it) might be worth an Entry, but I don't think any English speakers would get it

oh but of course they will

hey, if the germans get it

being a borderline kraut i am allowed to mock them

I just heard that the Swiss have outlawed nude hiking because of some German nudists that have been airing their physiques in the Alps.
Is cross border hiking what you mean by a "borderline" one?

would hiking in a thong be a valid loop hole for that law?????

i don't know

but 'hiking in a thong' is a nice title for a cd

take it and use it with my blessing

if worn in the darkwould that be a thong at twilight

Only if one of the hikers played the harmonica.

religious hikers in thongsnettle us pray

hiking naked or hiking clothed??????



hiking in a thong and split the difference!!!!!

these are the pros and cons of hitch hiking

if they had a bird in their pants? would that be a thong thrush

I'd be more worried about the heat causing 'ChiffChaff'

Although in very hot weather, one has been known to get a 'Blackcap'!

But it is their 'Hobby'. However, long walks can cause a great deal of 'Puffin' but, being nude they are almost immune to 'Robin', although someone is certain to 'Rook' them of their gear.

But when they reach their destination they are desperate for a 'Sh*g', except one of them is guaranteed to 'Snipe' at the other that it wasn't their best holiday, where he'll make a 'Swift' reposte that she's just trying to make a of him. She doesn't 'Quail', despite his 'Ruff 'treatment. She's used to his 'Grouse'ing, and decides to severe the marital 'Knot' and have a bit of a 'Lark' with a few rough 'Bustard's before deciding she really fancied a 'Blackbird'... Meanwhile he hangs out the 'Bunting' and has a short 'stint' with some old 'Crow' with 'Thrush' and finds she's a real 'Vulture' so settles for a 'Lark' as a professional 'Kite' flyer, going from to 'Mandarin'

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What a tale!