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I wonder if anyone else will join us. Whatever is BB up to?

I don't know Magster. It's as though this place is full of s!

goood Morning Wynsiwyger,I hope your fit and well on this fine morning ts clouding over a bit but atill i reckon its going to be a warm one.i hope Lew took my advice and had the owld raw egg in a pint of ale see you later

Why don't you go away Doug? You aren't wanted on this thread. Leave the kids to play by themselves. You can't blame people for not wanting to talk to you. Be a good chap, change your name and come back on as a decent person.

Yoah Peedo-Well here you are again..once again i must say i cant chat now but i will be back shortly..see you later Peedo-me owld marra

Oooh,

Can I be the quiet, mysterious one who doesn't turn up very often, doesn't do much, completely fails to interact and is rapidly forgotten? (Flippin' w*rk, ruining my fun!).

Sorry to hear that Maxie-Y'know this board misses you when your away theres no fun on it..anyway its great to see yuo back

Dearest Vmax,

You are indeed the quiet mysterious one - and as such, YOU are the stuff of which all BB stroke Is this...ers (mostly female I trust) dreams are made.

I suspect you may be intregal to CG's water feature.

ooops - that would be 'integral' Vmax!

CG,

How does one become an "integral part of your water feature"? Is some form of foreplay required first...?



...pardon my naivity!

Mais Non! M. Vmax - you are just holding your own....

Story of my life, CG...

Well that makes a change Maxie-altho its better than holding a second parties err if you get my meaning Maxie

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CG enters the BB Is this... garden. (yes, she squeeeeals, but begs that all housemates ignore this lapse).

She can barely contain her delight as she spies Vmax draped about her water feature in most fetching manner.

He has dug deep into the earth and managed to ex-spell all ghastly demons that might feel an urge to contaminate the pure and holy natural spring which Magster is about to bless by libating the contents of her 'booze' fridge.

This is a blessed and holy place indeed!

Well Scarlet-I must leave the days over and thats anotherin the pocket..so till the morrow my little.s arrow will find you..and when it does remember the keys under the plantpot

It's day 323 in the House.
Gnus have been banned, as have yaks and camels.
Not much has been going on recently: a quiet phase perhaps.
On the sofa, hazel is languidly stretching: a cat waiting to pounce.
Raspberries have been provided by BB: but are there enough to go round?
Elements of discontent are starting to creep in.

Doubtless something will happen soon?
Of course, all houses have their quiet moments.
Up on the table, the Hermitage is slowly disintegrating.
Gesticulating wildly about this, AWAW then decides he doesn't care.

Do the housemates feel the chill breeze of dissatisfaction?
Even BB her/himself seems out of sorts.
Each to their own, thinks CG.
Party time, it's party time: let's get this show on the road.

Spotting some-one moving in the garden, Hazel leaps energetically from the sofa. It may be another Sports fan! That Magster woman seems nice enough, but doesn't seem to know much about ice-hockey.

In the garden, VMax is tiring of his pose, but CG is still in raptures. This is exactly the sort of wtaer feature she had in mind.

Pat is lolling in the shadows. He is still a bit of mystery, having not yet shown any of his cards.

Legers "cruises" in leading by the hand his pet orangutang named "HotDog." Both wear a very elegant suits but only Legers has outstanding sunglasses. He wears them to point out which one is the real stud.

He first comes up to every lady and with a smile says "Hello gorgeous." HotDod does the same things except for the talking part for nature never had in mind speech when creating orangutangs. Than both shake hands of the chaps.