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Scarlet Woman, (new and improved)! Posted Jun 16, 2003
Hazel - I have never been wise when it comes to yaks....whilst some women are attracted to complete and utter bounders - I am attracted to hair and horn....it's my cross and I bear it well.
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The Magster Posted Jun 16, 2003
Evening Hazel and CG
Beautiful day but too hot for sunbathing.
If CG is to be allowed her yak then I must insist on bringing my camel. He gets very lonely on his own.
As well as a water feature could we have a cycle path because Pat is encouraging the use of these two wheeled thingies. Plus I assume that in the vegetable garden we will have swedes and turnips?
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wysiwyger Posted Jun 16, 2003
Hi Magster, I'm not really sure the garden is large enough to accomodate all these animals - but if that's the way you built it - what can I say?
As to vegetables - definitely! However, I think we may decide to keep the cyco-path count as low as possible
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Ali Dubya Posted Jun 16, 2003
Mind if I build a replica of the Millennium Dome in the garden?
Oh, and I'd like a bouncy castle too.
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wysiwyger Posted Jun 16, 2003
Forget the Dome - let's have a real funfair- with a great big RollerCoaster!
Wheeeeeeee! And those silly shooting-booths with wonky rifles...... anything off the bottom shelf... toffee apples.....
Sorry. It's been a little hot & sticky today
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Ali Dubya Posted Jun 16, 2003
...and candyfloss and a hall of mirrors and a tunnel of love where Legers can take his wenches and a crazy golf course and...
Wahey!
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wysiwyger Posted Jun 16, 2003
Glad you've turned up Ali - I thought I was going to have to go on the train by myself - get all that fake cobwebby stuff in my hair - then the bit when you get off at the end and you get that puff of air ...
But I'm not going on the waltzers - can't take them anymore - especially after that dodgy hotdog...
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The Magster Posted Jun 16, 2003
No spuds in the veggie patch
Dodgy hotdogs! Urgh! Like dodgy burgers and dodgy meat pies. I had you down as a candy floss girl Hazel, not a hotdog girl.
Now as it is Wimbledon next week I think we should have a tennis court.
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Ali Dubya Posted Jun 16, 2003
Oh no, it's nearly that time of year, innit? Does that mean wall-to-wall Henpants?
I heard today that Anna Kournikova will not be playing due to injury. Is there any other tennis talent to watch out for, I wonder?
Can I have a statue of Lenin in the garden?
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wysiwyger Posted Jun 16, 2003
Magster - actually more "99" than Candyfloss! With a double Flake
Now I think Pat may disagree with you over the Spuds issue - and after all they would be organic, what with the Yak & camel droppings.....
Tennis, Ali. Mmmm. Well I'll just let you guess how interested I am in that!
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The Magster Posted Jun 16, 2003
Ali, some 16 year old Russian, cannot remember her name, did well at Edgbaston last week. Got up Kournikova's 's cos the big K said that the original was always the best and imitations were just not very nice. Ouch!
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Scarlet Woman, (new and improved)! Posted Jun 16, 2003
CG saunters into the (rather cramped) garden and is delighted to see a fine erection in the shape of Lenin at it's very centre. On closer inspection....yes! There is a water feature incorporated!
Not only a water feature...but a swingball too - The Lord has answered Magsters prayers - not quite a tennis court I grant you.....
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Ali Dubya Posted Jun 16, 2003
Hazel,
About as interested in 'association football', perchance?
Tennis isn't as awful as golf and Formula 1 because it can be quite exciting - and the women can have nice legs - but it ranks slightly below cycling in my estimation.
What say you about having a re-enactment of the Battle of Agincourt in our garden?
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The Magster Posted Jun 16, 2003
Why would anyone want a statue of Lenin in the garden?
I never got a double flake when I was a little girl Hazel, my parents were poor
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wysiwyger Posted Jun 16, 2003
Ali - would love to do a re-enactment, but is the garden really big enough for horses? (I do hope so)
CG - glad you're happy with the water feature
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LegersV007 Posted Jun 16, 2003
hello all
Magster, where did Lenin come from? It was quite unexpected
I thing we should stop on a Roller coster, plus few spooky rides and a LOOOOOVE canal
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The Magster Posted Jun 16, 2003
Legers... just you be careful where you put your hands when in that love canal...I have my reputation to think of you know.
Lenin where?
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The Magster Posted Jun 16, 2003
I think Legers new role in the house should be supersonic love stud. I am sure that will meet with his approval.
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