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Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Started conversation Dec 19, 2002
hey, nice hat!
hi. i'm moose.
i'm also an ACE (they're the ppl who are sposed to welcome newbies)
here are some fun and happening places on h2g2
A155909 - the smileys page...where you learn all about the fun little yellow guy (
)
A148907 - U can ask the world in general that annoying little question (eg. if snakes live in holes, how do they dig said holes?)
A441596 - where to get U'r keeper title (for that special thing that only U keep)
A395552 - the guideMl help page (not that i'm saying U need it. just standard procedure)
F79114?thread=167419 - the moose smiley campaign (we're trying real hard and getting nowhere)
that's about all off the top of my head...
any questions: i can probably answer. (emphasis on the probably - haven't found out about the snake holes yet)
MOOSE
-i don't have a moose smiley....
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The Guy With The Brown Hat Posted Dec 19, 2002
Hey, thanks. I shall click on all those A-numbers shortly, and learn.
Maybe you could use a 
smiley and just claim you were pronouncing it all scottish at people.
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Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Dec 19, 2002
that's a good idea!
i only chose the martian B'cos it kinda had antlers.
MOOSE (w/ scottish pronunciation)
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Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Dec 19, 2002
doesn't make it a bad martian...
MOOSE
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The Guy With The Brown Hat Posted Dec 19, 2002
Aren't they normally green? Perhaps I'm just not clued up enough on Martian culture to appreciate the many different colours and creeds of the people of Mars!
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Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Dec 19, 2002
well i thought they were green like so 
but that's only an alien if U make it a martian they turn red and grow antenae...i dunno Y...
MOOSE
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Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Dec 19, 2002
perhaps...
or maybe they got sunburnt when they came to earth B'cos we're closer to the sun than them.
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The Guy With The Brown Hat Posted Dec 19, 2002
That's it! Suncream is just part of the Martian disguise kit .. be very suspicious of people who use more than factor 20 ..!
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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Dec 19, 2002
I had a conversation about the Scottish pronunciation of Mouse with a good friend of mine from above the border, when asked when asked how she would pronounce "Moose" if she saw one, she replied "Caribou" 
Bassman 
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Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Dec 19, 2002
caribou...
yes...are you wearing sunscreen?
MOOSE beware of martians wearing sunscreen
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The Guy With The Brown Hat Posted Dec 19, 2002
Which coincidentally, is an anagram of "Rio, Cuba"!
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Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Dec 19, 2002
did U just work that out, or did u already know?
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The Guy With The Brown Hat Posted Dec 19, 2002
I just worked it out, by staring at it until I could think of something lame to write about caribou.
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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Dec 19, 2002
1, 2, 3, ouch, 1, 2, 3, ouch
Is that the sound that a lame Caribou makes?
Bassman
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The Guy With The Brown Hat Posted Dec 19, 2002
Ouch to your lame joke too! But it made me kinda smile.
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Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Dec 19, 2002
you see, that was REALLY bad, because no animal (other than two legged ones) takes steps one leg at a time.
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