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Would that depend on if they were lame or not?

I was borrowing from an old joke.... What goes 99 clomp, 99 clomp?

A centipede with a wooden leg!!



Bassman

Just before you tell me Centipedes don't have 100 legs....



Bassman

And badgers don't wear badges.

Do you know how to turn a Duck into a soul singer?




Bassman

No, how?

Put him in the microwave and cook until h's Bill Withers




Bassman

Haha. I had a feeling you were going to quack some joke ..

So glad I didn't disappoint....



Bassman

*jumps in quickly* Congratulations Moose my pal on the ACEdom (I've been gone SOOO long)! They haven't yet made us a moose? Those little.... No I won't say it, I'm an upstanding member of this community, an ACE, that is...
And from your posting of snakes..did you ever find out how their burrows were dug? (should add that to the LCCM project if we ever do)

Hiya Bassman Nice jokes...*waits for more*

Hiya oh Brown hatted one..I happen to like that hat alot, actually. Quite nice. How're you getting along here? (If I wasn't so lazy I'd actually look for myself instead of just asking)

Thanks Quille - another Cynic I see.

If you go across to my page there's an "Adult Humour" thread - I've posted one or two good'uns there....



Bassman

Of course I'm a cynic

Righto there...will look.

I heard one the other day....

A young lad goes up to his Dad,

"Dad, what's a transvestite?"

The Dad - a bit embarassed thinks for a moment and says

"I'm not very good with long words son, why don't you ask your Mother, he'll tell you"





Bassman. Have a Yule

i see this has turned into a lame joke exchange...
well...
*takes deep breath*
i will tell U my VERY lame elephant joke...i told it in another thread and everyone just stared...but i think i could get away with it here...
it has two parts...

why do elephants wear springs on their feet?

At a guess....

So they don't leave footprints when they step in your custard?



Bassman

no. although i could just say yes and leave it at that.
but no, i'll press on.

it's so they can jump into trees and rape monkeys (this is a VERY bad joke)

what is a monkey's most hated sound?

Boing?



Bassman

YAY!
the answer was boing,boing,boing.
see. not funny.

What's brown and sticky?



Bassman

A STICK!

Or fish.
Do amoeba count as animals?