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Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Jan 17, 2003
well in order to do that, he would have to get springs on his feet. have U ever seen an elephant climb a tree? 
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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Jan 17, 2003
No!
But maybe he could fly up.... You've seen Dumbo haven't you? 
Bassman 
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Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Jan 17, 2003
yes. and i hated it.
i suppose it could climb a ladder...
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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Jan 18, 2003
Elephants can't climb ladders - they keep stepping on their trunks.
Bassman
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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Jan 18, 2003
That's why you only ever see them on sun loungers at the pool, their trunks fall off when they dive in....
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Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Jan 18, 2003
oh, that was bad...
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Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Jan 22, 2003
if that's ur best, U should go lie down b4 U hurt Urself...
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Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude Posted Jan 22, 2003
What's grey and smells of curry?
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Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Jan 23, 2003
really old curry?
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The Guy With The Brown Hat Posted Jan 24, 2003
There are some bushes nearby which smell of curry. They are grey at night time.
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Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Jan 25, 2003
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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Jan 25, 2003
Edwina's panties
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Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Jan 25, 2003
who's edwina? and why were U smelling her panties?
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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Jan 26, 2003
Edwina Curry!!!!!
Sorry I didn't think it was that hard.
I suppose I ought to apologise if you're not from this side of the pond. She was a British politician. She ended up resigning (I think) due to a scandal involving salmonella in eggs.
It later came to light that she had been having an affair with the Prime Minister of the time - John Major.
Bassman
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Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Jan 26, 2003
well...i'm australian and i'm afraid i have no idea who either of the afore mentioned are..
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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Jan 26, 2003
In that case.... let's sit down with a can of the old amber nectar and forget politics 
Bassman
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Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Jan 26, 2003
i don't drink. not even virtually...
what do u call a gorilla with bananas in his ears?
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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Feb 10, 2003
Anything you like - he can't hear you 
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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Feb 10, 2003
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun?
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- 66: Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) (Jan 18, 2003)
- 67: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Jan 18, 2003)
- 68: Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) (Jan 22, 2003)
- 69: Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude (Jan 22, 2003)
- 70: Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) (Jan 23, 2003)
- 71: The Guy With The Brown Hat (Jan 24, 2003)
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- 73: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Jan 25, 2003)
- 74: Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) (Jan 25, 2003)
- 75: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Jan 26, 2003)
- 76: Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) (Jan 26, 2003)
- 77: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Jan 26, 2003)
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