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hey!
Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude Posted Feb 10, 2003
"Mr Gorilla, Sir".
What do you call a one legged lesbian?
hey!
Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Feb 11, 2003
no. the answer was "anything you like, he can't here you."
i dunno, what do you call a one legged lesbian?
hey!
Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Feb 11, 2003
Moose
I refer you to my answer in post 79. ( a little lesson in reading the backlog.... 
)
I dunno, what do you call a one legged lesbian
Bassman 
hey!
Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Feb 12, 2003
i don't read backlog...esp. if it's more than a page long
oh?
RE: One-legged lesbian
Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude Posted Feb 17, 2003
Sorry- haven't been online for a while. I wasn't keeping you in suspense on purpose just to wind you up with a really anti-climactic punchline..
Gaylene!
Oh, actually it appears I was...
RE: One-legged lesbian
Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Feb 17, 2003
ergh...
that was pretty bad..
RE: One-legged lesbian
Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Feb 25, 2003
No it wasn't.... It was awfull
Bassman
RE: One-legged lesbian
Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude Posted Feb 26, 2003
The desired effect.
Here you go, how do you make a dog drink?
Put it in a blender! 
RE: One-legged lesbian
Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Feb 27, 2003
Ouch!! 
Bassman
RE: One-legged lesbian
Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Feb 28, 2003
that's horrible!
RE: One-legged lesbian
Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude Posted Mar 1, 2003
I've got worse...
RE: One-legged lesbian
Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Mar 2, 2003
RE: One-legged lesbian
Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude Posted Mar 2, 2003
What's got two legs and bleeds?
RE: One-legged lesbian
Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Mar 3, 2003
a whole lotta stuff...ppl for one...
RE: One-legged lesbian
Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude Posted Mar 3, 2003
Half a dog!
RE: One-legged lesbian
Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Mar 7, 2003
You sound like my kinda guy!!
Bassman
RE: One-legged lesbian
Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Mar 7, 2003
?
RE: One-legged lesbian
Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Mar 16, 2003
Got the same sick sence of humour....
Bassman
RE: One-legged lesbian
Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude Posted Mar 16, 2003
Ooh, Bassman, I've replaced the nut and restrung my bass!
I've also borrowed a friend's amp which is slightly larger than the other one I had on loan, and I'm getting a really nice sound out of it now. I think the little one just didn't have the low end power to make it worth putting a bass through it. Although the jack on the bass is really loose- I have to push the lead in really hard and hold it there and if the lead gets disturbed ever so slightly, I get a tremendous amount of buzzy feedback from the speaker and no output from the bass, so I have to rejiggle the lead and start again. 
How do you play slap bass? It's so funky but I just can't seem to make it sound right at all.
Pointers please!!!
RE: One-legged lesbian
Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Mar 20, 2003
erm...*feels slightly out of place*
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- 81: Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude (Feb 10, 2003)
- 82: Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) (Feb 11, 2003)
- 83: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Feb 11, 2003)
- 84: Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) (Feb 12, 2003)
- 85: Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude (Feb 17, 2003)
- 86: Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) (Feb 17, 2003)
- 87: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Feb 25, 2003)
- 88: Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude (Feb 26, 2003)
- 89: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Feb 27, 2003)
- 90: Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) (Feb 28, 2003)
- 91: Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude (Mar 1, 2003)
- 92: Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) (Mar 2, 2003)
- 93: Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude (Mar 2, 2003)
- 94: Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) (Mar 3, 2003)
- 95: Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude (Mar 3, 2003)
- 96: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Mar 7, 2003)
- 97: Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) (Mar 7, 2003)
- 98: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Mar 16, 2003)
- 99: Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude (Mar 16, 2003)
- 100: Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) (Mar 20, 2003)
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