h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

To err is human, to screw things up requires a computer!!

laugh and the world laughs with you

peel an onion and you cry alone

I wandered lonely as an honest politician.

i'm gonna get a pair of pipe hitting ns down here with pliers and blowtorch, we gonna get pre-raphelite on yo ass!!!(pulp fiction)

To be or not to be, that is the problem.

houston! we have a bagel!

If music be the food of love, for God's sake don't play Led Zeppelin.

Baa, baa, black sheep, have you any polyester?

and god said let there be light, but no one had a bob to put in the meter


bob (slang term for one shilling, a pre 70's english coin)

While shepherds washed their socks by night......

Good King Wenceslas looked out,
On the feast of Steven.
When the snow lay all about, deep and crisp and even.
Brightly shone the moon that night,
Though the frost was cruel,
When a poor man came in sight




























Playing with his tooooo'ooooel!!!!

GT

Good King Wenceslas looked out,
On the feast of Steven.
When the pizza lay all about, deep pan, crisp and even.

Taff


GT

bring me flesh and bring me blood
-for some reason I always feel like thats what they are going to sing even thought I've heard the song a million times.

"'Scuse me while I kiss this guy!!"

Jimi Hendrix......

(Well, it does sound like that!!)


GT

and did theese sheep,
in ancient times,
walk upon englands pastures green

'Bring me my chariots for hire'





GT

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a deer.

in englands green and pesant land

Bring me my shield--ye clouds refuel.