h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Rage against the Cowell

Crimetime? This is no time to talk about crime. We don't have the crime!... What was I saying?

Give a man a fish, and tomorrow he'll be hungry again.
Teach a man to fish, and tomorrow he'll be sick from the contaminants in the fish.

Live Long and Flounder.

I came, I saw Liverpool, I cleared off.

If all the worlds a stage, how come there's not enough joiners about

[Tweaking the motto of the state of New Hampshire...]

Live fat or diet.

Please forgive this Prof, your entry made me think of this" Deep, Existential" version:

All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely understudies.


Jab

Fezzik:You be careful. People in pants cannot be trusted.

Howards dye many times before they get the right colour.

Do not go drunken into that good night.

"Please forgive this Prof" - nothing to forgive Jab

I like it

if all the worlds a stage, where's the booster rockets

Look upon my works and laugh.

She who laughs last didn't get the joke.

The moving finger writes, and having writ gets writer's cramp.

I think! therefore I get headache

In Space no-one can hear you think.

Eat, Drink and be Merry, for tomorrow we shall have a Godawful hangover!!!



GT

To err is human, to laugh is divine.