h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh for the wings, for the wings of a Splat! to late

Just found this thread, but have t head back, my break has finished, so apologies if this has appeared previously -

Veni, Vidi, Vici - I came, I saw, I conquered.

Vidi, Vici, Veni, VD - well, work it out!

Angels from the realms of glory,
Wing your flight o’er all the earth;
Ye who sang creation’s story
Now proclaim Messiah’s birth.

Glor-or-or-oria! In excelsis deo*
Glor-or-or-oria! In excelsis day-ay-glo.


*[Glor-or-or-ory to God In The Highest]

a fool and his money aren't welded together

Little Lamb, by William Bloke

Little lamb, who made thee?
Dost thou know who made thee,
Gave thee life, and bade thee feed
By the stream and o’er the mead;
Gave thee clothing of delight,
Softest clothing, woolly, bright;
Gave thee such a tender voice,
Making all the vales rejoice?
Little lamb, who made thee?
I think I'm going crazy.

One if by land,
Two if delayed by traffic.

Friends, Romans, CountryTime Lemonade.

The North Wind doth blow
And we shall have snow
(Too bloody much of it)
And what will the Robin do then, poor thing?
He'll hide his head under his wing, poor thing
And die.

Always rise from the table with an appetite and you will never sit down without a chair.

Always give up your seat to a pregnant dog.

Or b**** if you prefer

I think I can even cure a sunny day.

Tea - Earl Grey, cold.

Long wives and peace.

Overheard in a Vulcan nursing home:

Live long and be bored.

"This must be Thing. I never could get the hang of Things..."

Goo done Hoggy!

"This must be a fun day, I never could get the hang of fun days"

Goo done? That sounds like me telling someone I've completed one of the tests in the lab!

'The opening of Nottingham Contemporary is a momentless occasion' declared Alex Farquharson, director of the country's newest 'art space', which opened at the end of 2009.

"We're going to need a bigger fishing rod"