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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 20, 2010
If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck and talks like a duck, start preparing the orange sauce.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 20, 2010
heaven knows! but! who taught it ??
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 21, 2010
It was a dark and stormy chocolate pudding.
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BeowulfShaffer Posted Jan 21, 2010
Someone must have slandered Josef K., for one morning, without having done anything truly wrong, he was dumped.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 21, 2010
Second star to the right, and straight on until you get lost. 
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Moonhogg - Captain Coffee Break Posted Jan 21, 2010
"I'd like to make a complaint about this gerbil what I purchased not half an hour ago..."
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 21, 2010
Rome was built in a day, but it took several centuries to dispose of the packing materials.
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pebblederook-The old guy wearing surfer beads- what does he think he looks like? Posted Jan 21, 2010
Having just tripped over this thread and spent much happy time reading, may I add two genuine remarks from the legendary caretaker:
I have been working like a truncheon
and my favourite:
It's all gone pigeon shaped boys.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 21, 2010
Sometimes a tree octopus is just a tree octopus.
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Jabberwock Posted Jan 21, 2010
IT is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a male life companion.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 21, 2010
You will therefore permit me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as good a singer as a door-nail.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 21, 2010
wise sage says there are three rings in the circle of life!
engagement ring! wedding ring! suffering!
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gandalfstwin OGGMSTKMBGSUIKWIATA Posted Jan 22, 2010
Confucious he say......
'Man who goes to bed with sex on mind, awakes with matter in hand'.....
GT
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 22, 2010
I think that I shall never see
A parking lot lovely as a tree.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 22, 2010
Half a league, half a league, half a league onward.
All in the valley of death rode the six hundred.
should have gone to specksavers
(no disrespect intended)
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pebblederook-The old guy wearing surfer beads- what does he think he looks like? Posted Jan 22, 2010
What is this life if full of care
We have no time to curse or swear
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Jabberwock Posted Jan 22, 2010
Hi Prof!
Shall I compare the to a summer's day?
Thou art more ugly and more intemperate.
(nothing personal)
Jabs
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