h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in pin stripe suits.

"I came, I saw, I concurred" (Julius 'the agreeable' Caesar)

Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box, unless someone nicks one

342 is brilliant

Between my finger and my thumb
The snug pen squats; I didn't know they could do that.


(Seamus Heaney: Digging)

Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein Nutcase.....

(After A. Schickelgruber)



GT

The Grand old Duke of York,
He had ten thousand men,
He marched them up to the top of the hill,
And he marched them down again.

When they were up they were up,
And when they were down they were down,
And when they were only half way up,
They were shagged out!!!!


GT

A fuuny thing happened on the way to the nuthouse.

Io err is human to ummmm is annoying

Thats supposed to be: to err is human to ummm is annoying

Julius Caesar! no! you grab her

Try not to become a man of boredom but rather to become a man of lettters.

Grapple them to thy soul with hoops of steel;

But do not dull thy palm with masturbation.


Polonius - that great pompous fool - his parting advice to Laertes, in Hamlet.

No man is an island.
No man stands in the ocean with his feet freezing !

All the trouble began when the so-called penguins arrived in 1620.

The eagle has oceaned.

WHAT-TIME do you call this!!! I call it George what do you call it

Et tu, Shakespeare????




GT

No gentleman sits with his legs crossed. He also has to be careful getting out of a car.

No gentleman sits with his legs crossed unless on a through train with no toilet.

I look exactly them same today as I did when I was eighteen, give or take fifty years.