h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Or alternatively

I look exactly the same today as I did when I was eighteen, give or take fifty years.

(be honest, how many people actually noticed that error, and how many of us had to go back and read it slowly...)

I know, but I have always been obsessive in that respect, an error can ruin my dey.

Reminding me of the classic of conversation forums :
"Preview is my fiend"

"Preview is my fiend"

The devil is in the detail

Buy when there's blood in the streets, and sell when you you need cash so you can buy Brooklyn Bridge from a stranger.

I changed my mind!
and this one doesn't work either

I exchanged my mind.

I left my heart in San Francisco - croak! cardiac arrest

I'm just an atypical American boy from a typical American town.

[Tweaked first line from the song "Draft-dodger's rag"]

..........we choose to go to the Moon. Not because it is easy, because it is (*******) hard. (Help me out here Werner)....

[In brackets censored by CIA].....


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..........we choose to go to the Moon. Not because it is easy, because it is the only place left that we haven't invaded.

..........we choose to go to the Moon. Not because it is easy, because it is a possible source of cheap cheese

We choose to go to the moon. Not because it's easy but because we're running out of landfill sites down here. Did you know they throw the repedalcycling in with the other stuff? There's no market for it - this was admitted by the administer on Any Questions to great gasps from the audience and then forgotten as not Politically Convenient by everytwo, 'cept me.

I have long been aware that after I have spent time carefully sorting and packaging my garbage that someone then spends time carefully unpacking and re sorting it into the same hole in the ground.

It has been a source of great pleasure to me to contemplate the general insanity of how the world wags. It also explains much that was once unfathomable about life, the universe, and everything.

Careful - rumour has it that if you fathom out too much, the universe will cease to exist, and be replaced by something even more unfathomable...

TOW...

"Welcome to the Hotel Eastbourne..."
(The Eagles on their England tour)

You can check out any time you like, but it's an extra fifty pence for the cruet.

Too many cooks will spoil the whole menu .

Too many spoil the TV schedules