h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Tofu or not tofu, that is the question.

'Earth has not anything to show more unfair' - from a neglected William Wordsworth (in Guess The Poet)

in Greenwich town did kubla khan, a pleasure dome decree

Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty human!

...Where Alf the sacred Newman ran, down to a shoreless sea.

(from a Mad Magazine satire many decades ago...)

and again

in xanadu did kubla khan, a millenium dome decree

Slightly cheating,and out of order, we proceed:

Through caverns where The Beatles began

all together


in Greenwich town did kubla khan, a pleasure dome decree
Where Alf the sacred Newman ran, down to a shoreless sea.
Through caverns where The Beatles began

""I'ts worse than that, he's awake Jim"

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the opportunity to shop until we drop.

In Greenwich town did Blair, New Labour Man
A millennium dome decree
Where Alf the sacred Newman ran
Through caverns where the Beatles began
Down to a sunless sea

(Stickler for the right order, me.)



Jab

Quoth the raven, 'inconceivable'.

sunblessed(bread)sea

never let it be said! but it was and who cares

never, in the field of human endevour, has so much been owed, by so many, to........ME!!!!!!

And again, ladies and gentlemen:


In Greenwich town did Blair, New Labour Man
A millennium dome decree
Where Alf the sacred Newman ran
Through caverns where the Beatles began
Down to a sunblest bread sea


(the image was not by me)

Jab

could we do the same for the ancient mariner

see his belly as it stops one in three

Order! Ve Muss Hev ze Correct Order!

It is an ancient marzipan
See his belly as it stoppeth one in three




jab

alas poor Yorick! I've heard it called some names, but that's a new one