h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Pedantic - to set your mind at rest:

Raga Man = Anagram
Cockpit = just a joke
Coptic = just a joke

nuffin' poisonal intended


Jab

None taken but stupid people are easily confused.

It's a new page so the next subject is:


Food for thought.

Nothing better
Than Food For Thought with butter
Although the nutritional value
Persists in being insignificant -
Except for the butter.

And for the best of tips
Try our Wittgenstein Special -
The Tractatus
Logico-Philosophicus
With a plate of chips.
Yay! Give us the old T L-P Mum!
Mmm, yea, yum yum yum!



Next: Thought For The Day

Thought For The Day

I thought for the day, all the daylight hours,
And with my few deductive powers,
Concluded, in this brain of mine,
It was a complete waste of time.


Next: Lumbricus Terestris

Oh Lumbricus Terestris
I know that I would really miss
The way in which you sweat and toil
To enrich my garden soil.





Spring Fever

My temperature has not gone high,
And yet so light-headed am I,
Since I woke up early this morn,
The best Spring day since I was born.

Next topic: Anagrams

A Tot Regenerates Humphing - Oh My
A Maidenhead Listed Go – Thy
Cheekiness A Win Or Tour Imply
A Cabbed Gee Swinish Spin Snort Try



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