h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The last time I went I got married. Think I'll opt for the pub in future. Longer opening hours, and more effective spirits.

If you keep up with that attitude the next time you go you'll be dead

Would you mourn my passing Oh Lady of the air-rats?

air-rats?

We call them shite-hawks around here

This is Oxfordshire, we don't pass any bodily functions without a letter from our MP.

That would explain why so many folks from them thar parts are full of it

A particularly fine entry I think.

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If I know you I will mourn you. Who are you?

Who are any of us, you know, deep down inside?

Beans beans they're good for the

From philosophy to flatulance in two posts.........gotta love dis place.

Pleased to see the fart blog is still going strong.
So many of them get started and never finished these days

...and the same can be said for blogs.

I was talking about the blogs.....

I was about to fart about the talks.

There are some old farts on Hootoo that appear to go on and on though I'd noticed.

it took you long enough!!!

I'm built for comfort, not speed.

You can stop bragging right now!

Was that a brag? I do try to be humble, and rarely blow my own trumpet since the slipped disc incident.