h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Turkeys do all that?

Wild Turkeys?

Wild? Absolutely livid I'd imagine.

Not surprised. Living the life of Riley in Hungary, all the corn you can eat and enough Budvar to stoke a BAFTA party. Suddenly, you get a little chesty cough, the truck rolls up and you're promised a recuperative holiday on the Norfolk Broads. Except when you get there, there's a lot of men in white coats with sharp knives.

Certainly reason to write to your MP.

Member of Poultry?

I was actually thinking of buying a bottle for good measure

Well I am not so biting my tongue please go ahead without the biscuits.

Your profundity amazes both me and my two twins. Keep up the beach vollyball, and don't let it all go to waste.

I have no idea what you are talking about!

Just like playing SNAP!!!! isn't it?

If you say so, I still have no idea what you are talking about!

Coming from a researcher who makes Edward Lear look like a caimpaigner for the 'Clear English society', I take that as a huge compliment Mrs. Pippin.

You're quite funny! I'm beginning to like you.

Are you going to bite your tongue about this?

http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/HealthAndWellBeing/IllnessesAndConditions/Illnesses/DG_10036727

I'm biting my tongue on this one.
I have stopped eating chicken but I am feeding the birds.

Just watching one of those TV list programmes. Actually, it's on in the background whilst I'm playing some Visage & Midge Ure

100 Greatest Sex Symbols.

How in the name o the wee man can they have Debbie Harry down at No 18

And Uma Thurman & Madonna rank higher. They must be mad.

That's just stooooopid.
Debby Harry accounted for more dead seamen in Britain in the 70's than the U-Boats managed in the 40's.

I saw Midge live once with Ultravox. Altogether now......... Ahhhhhhhhh Vienna.

I still remember the poster I had of her in my bedroom. Topless with tight shorts and white ankle boots

My mum couldn't understand it. She pointed out that they ere both the same age and how could I fancy someone the same age as my mum.

I chickened out and said it was 'cos Debs could sing.

There's still some hope for us fogies then!

Yeah, a fine set of lungs she had.

She was always the fantasy older woman, who'd give you that Bobby Goldsboro moment if you were lucky. I of course, was a shy retiring creature, and was smitten by the girl next door looks of Kate Bush