h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Keeps them busy..........bless 'em

The whole purpose of childbirth is to give women something to talk about for the rest of their lives.

Housework is to stop them getting bored, and gives them something to make them smile.

Where would they be without us to keep them on the straight and narrow?

Childbirth is one of the greatest miracles that can ever come to pass and you men will never know anything about it.

Does childbirth pay the rent?

We'll never know anything of it?

Using a urinal is pretty special, try that.

Actually, I knew a girl who could use a urinal

I reckon childbirth is over-rated. It doesn't hurt as much as they say. Probably stings a bit, but still...

By banging on about the agony and the awfulness, they get loads of and sympathy. I mean, have you ever met a woman who *didn't* exaggerate?

I've helped cows give birth and a calf is proportionately a lot bigger than a baby, but do you see cows harping on about it all the time?

Ironing. There is no logical explanation for ironing beyond it being something to keep women occupied. It's not a great solution though as they can still talk while they are doing it.

Obviously neither of you know nothing at all, nothing at all.
Why would a bored housewife want to read your rubbish anyway?

Do tell.

She will do later she's not going to tell the BBC anything.
They've gone and made a real big boo boo now!

They say women are from Venus and men are from Mars, but I think some women aren't quite so local.

Posts 168 & 170 hammer the nail into the coffin of sexual equality.

There has been a classic case of mistaken identity here.
The whole thing has been a big cover up.
Don't think I don't know what's been going on and now that the Apple Woman and I have surfaced from incorrigable depression you men will be receiving your 'just deserts' (continuing on the cliche option that is so loved by all people these days).

Man has this 'puffed up' notion that he is 'superior' because he is a man.

If you are handing out 'just deserts', could I apply fot the Gobi?

Now, pray continue with this observation that men have a 'puffed up' notion of their superiority.

psst - that would have been so much better without the "fot"

Doctor heal thyself

Have you been following this fuss about bird flu? I don't understand why they're talking about battery farms. I didn't even now they grew batteries on farms, but a swift Google revealed that's where currents come from.

I'm pretty relaxed about bird flu anyway. I'm a bloke so it won't affect me.

They are like toad, get themselves a racing car, dress up as a washerwoman of washing, spring someone out of jail, then they're happy

Sorry, I don't speak Bella