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LegersV007 Posted May 18, 2003
Actually taking the dog out for a walk instead of swingging her out from the balcony? 
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Ali Dubya Posted May 18, 2003
No! What?
(Played solitaire on the PC? Played crocquet with the servants?)
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wysiwyger Posted May 18, 2003
Hi Legers,
no, although I might have done that. If I had a dog, that is 
What have you been up to?
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wysiwyger Posted May 18, 2003
Ali,
it was real physical exercise, outdoors, but not involving teams or competition.
And no servants were harmed!
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Ali Dubya Posted May 18, 2003
Hazel,
If it's what I think it is, I'm sure that sort of thing is illegal.
You went cycling, didn't you?
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wysiwyger Posted May 18, 2003
Ali - I'm sure it was much too cold today for any illegal outdoor activity! And, no, not cycling. Or jogging (ugh).
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Ali Dubya Posted May 18, 2003
Horse riding? Clay pigeon shooting?
Golf?!
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LegersV007 Posted May 18, 2003
I don't know how to say it otherwise, but did you have had sex?
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wysiwyger Posted May 18, 2003
Yes! Well done! One of those is the right answer!
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Ali Dubya Posted May 18, 2003
Hi Legers,
Come on! You shouldn't ask a lady such a question.
Make suggestive and smutty suggestions, and insinuate as much as possible but you should not ask such things.
(evening, btw)
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wysiwyger Posted May 18, 2003
Legers - to avoid any confusion - the right answer was one of Ali's, not yours!
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Ali Dubya Posted May 18, 2003
So you went clay pigeon shooting in Hyde Park then!
Do I win a fiver?
Er, golf?
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LegersV007 Posted May 18, 2003
I appologise for being rude. Its just that doing "it" is an awful good exercise 
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Ali Dubya Posted May 18, 2003
Shocking.
People don't do that sort of thing. Well, not when it's cold anyway.
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wysiwyger Posted May 18, 2003
Legers - I couldn't possibly comment! As ali says - verbal foreplay is as far as we tend to go,, here.
Ali - yes it was the other one. Now - aren't you impressed?
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Ali Dubya Posted May 18, 2003
Are you a regular golfer, Hazel? Or have you made a 'lifestyle choice' and taken up a game that is only slightly less silly than cri**et?
Can I tell you my exciting news?
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LegersV007 Posted May 18, 2003
A agree with you, I just got a bit carries away. Its all society's falt.
Horse ridding must be fun. I never did it, but as sson as I'll have some extra cash, I'll sign in at a local club.
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wysiwyger Posted May 18, 2003
Ali - I have been Horse-Riding! You know I have no interest in hitting little balls!
Yes - do tell - quickly - before you fall asleep
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Ali Dubya Posted May 18, 2003
Now I'm confused, Hazel. Was it riding or golf?
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wysiwyger Posted May 18, 2003
Legers - I think you're right. You must sue Society immediately!
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