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"It's Friday AM........"
V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted May 9, 2003
Mornin' all.
"Possible" trouble? Me? 
Today's top vegetable is Abel Aboh, and game of the year was yesterday's FLN "Blame Game" - many laughs had and some light grumpiness caused amongst the mods!
(For those who missed it:
Abel Aboh posted a boring list of social problems, and stated that asylum seekers weren't to blame for them. Fair enough, but who was to blame then? Suggestions included Northerners, the Spanish, freemasons, Lizard people from outer space, the Johnston family from number 69 etc... I'm sure you get the idea!)
"It's Friday AM........"
LegersV007 Posted May 9, 2003
Good morning all
V-Max, Perhaps we should go to the land of Sevorbeupstry and visit the Great Red Plains of Rars, which is bounded on south side by the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains, on furter side of which (as I heard from dying Prak) and visit in thirty-foor-high letters of fire God's Final Message to His Creation????
I'm sure that the message can clear up all the questions in the world.
"It's Friday AM........"
Ali Dubya Posted May 9, 2003
ROFL!
My money is on Brad. His 'naked romps' with 'sexy artist' Scarlet Lady will entertain the masses and then his 'emotional breakdown in front of the cameras' (all pre-announced in a press release issued by his agent, Ian Johsnton) will 'touch the hearts of millions' and he will win.
Who is Brad? I seem to recall the name from the dim and distant past.
Morning all!
"It's Friday AM........"
louloubelle Posted May 9, 2003
Good morning all... esp. Pat (for no particular reason!)
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Ali Dubya Posted May 9, 2003
Why does Pat always get special treatment?
Morning, Chopsy.
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ian johnston Posted May 9, 2003
pirates....as you may have ntocied...ians law has now been adoptted as officail ploicy!
as you are all malpheasants you have lost your human rights...as shoud in my onion the bugglars who terrorised poor tony martin!
your crimes and punishments...meated out by myself...are as below...
bushwhack'd...failure to treat a felllow psoter with respect...life imprisomnent...
pat pen...whistling on a tuesday...death by flaying...
v max...formication...doodle choped off...
ali w....immoderate use of aftershave...tongue nailed to botom of mouth and forced to chew a fruitgum...
all women on this page....failure to avert eyes and agree meeekly with a man....noughty hare shaved off...
present yourselves at uncl ians dungion for correction....
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Ali Dubya Posted May 9, 2003
Ian,
I trimble with excitement at you "meating out" my punishment, big boy.
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bowl of petunias Posted May 9, 2003
Good Morning, it's 11 am.
feeling for the day--sweet relief, it's Friday! and a slight disturbed nature due to the list of punishments...no witty reply is possible, my only response to that entry is: HEY!!!
fruit of the day--pineapple (could start another breadfruit dilemma so lets just leave it)
Dance step of the day-the cha cha! you can't just say the word without sounding exotic or femmy...the cha cha!
"It's Friday AM........"
V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted May 9, 2003
BoP,
I wouldn't take THAT poster seriously at all!
Did you look at any of the UK radio-related boards I suggested? It might make more sense of some of what you see here...
"It's Friday AM........"
bowl of petunias Posted May 9, 2003
I haven't yet.
My office never seems to have any work for me except when I have actually have something that I want to do. But right now I have absolutely nothing to do. they left me here alone and I don't meet up for lunch for another hour. sorry for the bit of a rant.
I'll check them out. 
"It's Friday PM........"
V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted May 9, 2003
BoP,
I'm finishing for the day. Have a great weekend. 
"It's Friday AM........"
LegersV007 Posted May 9, 2003
Good evening all
I'm going to go for a ride in a batmobil this weekend. Anyone wants a ride?
"It's Friday AM........"
U208660 Posted May 11, 2003
Well me owld mates i just dropped in to tell yeh that i'm at the BNP Boot Camp and it's great plenty of fresh air.Aaaaw and just to tell yeh i got you all a Union Jack tea shirt..i'm i thought-full or what.Hey Bushwack'd!i got yeh a great pair of Doc Martins..just the job for a satta night ho-down.Anyway i must close now its my turn on fire picket..see yeh all later.
Sunday evening
wysiwyger Posted May 11, 2003
Hello everyone,
it's got awfully quiet around here - probably because it seems to be running like cold custard .
I'm just going to watch Fash get covered with a load of eels... wot a Sunday night thrill, eh?
Monday morn.
Bushwhack'd Posted May 12, 2003
Mornin' All! (esp. not the 
!) Chipper?
Scattered sunshine and showers today with light breeze! 11 Celcius. Outlook continuing unsettled over next few days. More rain.
Today's DIY skill is roofing!
This week I will be mostly ...
... wondering what to do without any football at the weekend? (Pat Pen is clearly used to this dilemma being a Shammers fan ... )
Monday morn.
akira100 Posted May 12, 2003
Morning all (esp Montse) (and Bushy) (and all my other wonderful friends 
)
Yes it's Monday Morning!!!
Today I shall mostly looking forward to West Ham and Reading playing in the same league and the thought of Pat running from one crowd of fans to another trying to decide who to shout for!
Today's radio station is blast1386
Today's cult figure is Che Guevara (but only before 1953)
Today's lyric is "Hey, ho, let's go"
Weather in Reading: changeable
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- 8521: V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. (May 9, 2003)
- 8522: LegersV007 (May 9, 2003)
- 8523: Ali Dubya (May 9, 2003)
- 8524: louloubelle (May 9, 2003)
- 8525: Ali Dubya (May 9, 2003)
- 8526: Ali Dubya (May 9, 2003)
- 8527: ian johnston (May 9, 2003)
- 8528: Ali Dubya (May 9, 2003)
- 8529: Pat Pending (May 9, 2003)
- 8530: bowl of petunias (May 9, 2003)
- 8531: V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. (May 9, 2003)
- 8532: bowl of petunias (May 9, 2003)
- 8533: V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. (May 9, 2003)
- 8534: Pat Pending (May 9, 2003)
- 8535: bowl of petunias (May 9, 2003)
- 8536: LegersV007 (May 9, 2003)
- 8537: U208660 (May 11, 2003)
- 8538: wysiwyger (May 11, 2003)
- 8539: Bushwhack'd (May 12, 2003)
- 8540: akira100 (May 12, 2003)
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