ian johnston
hello....my name is ian and I am a 63 year old from fife!
i live with my mother and every day i go to my job as barrier operative at a local supermarket....i have an important job monitoring car park use and keeping note of any transgressors, and validating parking rights (you have to spend over £5 to get 2 hours free parking).
i have some very forthright opinions on a number of issues, particularly crime and punishment...so my hobby of writing to local newspapers is an important part of my life!
in my job its difficult to meet potential partners...unless i'm giving them a ticking off for parking over the line! so i'm particularly keen to meet fine upstanding girls who know their place and understand wifely duty as the bible makes clear...if you think you fit the bill...get in touch
i'm never wrong about anything... so can give you a difinitive answer to any question.
my other hobbies include reading the OED, arguing with strangers and frightening children!
my MENSA application.... was rejected in december 1998 i framed the rejection letter and it hangs over my bed....my proudest moment.
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