h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Good mornin' All (esp. Dennis Compton!)

(...Or as Rob Williams, Rover car plant worker, might say ... "GOOD MORNIN' DAGENHAM!!!)

Chipper?

Sorry about my abscence of late but the simple fact of the matter is I just couldn't be bothered?

...And now the weather. It's cloudy with a light easterly breeze. Staying cool with high chance of rain. 9 Celcius. Outlook, remaining cool but brighter sunnier weather may manifest itself for the weekend.

Today's vegetable is the good old cauliflower! Hurrah! Today's childhood memory is pushing my brother into the pond and today's ballot will be "spoilt"! (Yes! Picture it a little characture of a voting slip refusing to be counted until it gets more cake and pop?)

I'll get me straight-jacket ..?

Mornin' peter! Chipper?

what do you mean viewers in other countries? I'm a fraid I'll have to resign if we become a global multi-national thread that starts taking over small countries (and threads!).

Can I suggest a more pastoral existence?

...And with those two posts Bushwhack'd ends the longest thread in history! CURSES!!! I just knew I shouldn't have rubbed that magpie this moring ..!

I'll get me lucky heather?

Mornin' all,

Fairly chipper here. Did anyone watch the women's F.A. Cup final, BTW? What did you think?

mr/ms. bushwhack'd....you may not feel borthered to read my posts and have the curtsey to reply to my quesions but i refere you to my previous threades in which i am not preprared to discuss another vegetable without the conscent of other vegetabkes!

i feel compelled to replyt to your discusting accusations that the morning is good!

F*** Off johnston! Or I'll come round and put a bat up your nightie!

P.S. I'm leaving this thread after many months as some "elements" have now become intolerably rude. I am extremely ill and many have found it necessary to use this against me. Someone even went as low as to say I have naff hair! I have made many friends but some people have disagreed with me and now I must leave forever. I will never return and so this will be my last post! I mean it. Thatis is my last post.

I'm going now, forever!!

GOODBYE.

Goodbye ...

This is my last post, I mean it! That's enough, I'm going ... Thanks to my many friends who ahve supported my hair but some have found it necessary to disagree with my views. I can no longer continue posting.

Goodbye for good!

GOODBYE AND BON VOYAGE!

Bye!

See you ...

Bye!

Dennis Compton? Has someone been telling tales out of school?

If anyone's on YM: invite me in or I'll......I'll......I'll......be out.

mr/ms bushwhackd,

as your keenest supporter and soneone who has his tongue firmly wedged up your bottom i would like to say how much i will miss you. your views are not liked by yhe usual suspects so they resrot to abuse and insluts instead. i agree that asylum seekers and homosexual perverts shoud be gassed but others can't accept the logic of our views!

i am leaving to spend more felching my rentboy!

ian, thanks for that kind note. I do so appreciate all of my many many friends that I have made but unfortunately the "usual suspenders" as you call them have mentioned by naff hair too many times for it to a coincidence. I am therefore leaving this thread for good and I mean really really mean this time!

GOODBYE, sweet ian!

Bye ...

Adieu!

Bye... I'm going now, I mean it!

I'm opening the door ... I'm leaving!!

I mean it ...

GOODBYE!

Noooooooo, Oh, the Humanity !!! Don't go, Bushy...

Ok, I'll stay ...

Phew! That was too close for comfort.

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aliwills2003: Bloody football.
vmax_1200_1986_2003: What a strange thing to say. Are you a poof or something?
aliwills2003: Yes, I am a complete poof.
vmax_1200_1986_2003: Thought so.
aliwills2003: Oh no, what have I said???
vmax_1200_1986_2003: Bum, what a giveaway!
aliwills2003: Bushy is going to cut and paste that remark onto H2G2, now.
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Also, Ali blows goats. We have proof.

Pesky kid!

What? It wasn't me ...

Suddenly the representative of the Canadian branch of G.O.A.T (Goats openly against teasing)comes in suitcase in hand. She opens the suitcase and serves papers on defamation of character. Accusing that the goats did not in fact enjoy being harassed by people and that sexual violation was becoming increasingly common place and had to be put to a stop.

Good Morning!
Personal fruit preference for the day—Bread fruit…what the heck is breadfruit!?!