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Goodnight to all you lovely, lovely people. And Pat.

Yeah? Feck off homs. I ain't never coming back here.

Are you lot always this friendly and civilized?

You've caught us on a bad day Katharine. Come back tomorrow: either everyone will have cooled down, or there will be no-one here, in which case I'll come and say hello in your space.

What's all this northerner/southerner sh*t? Can't a gel leave you lot alone for a day without WW3 breaking out? As a Midlander and proud of it, and therefore by birth having far more about me than any of you lot, and also as a woman and therefore being superior in every way, I would just like to say that you 'boyz' are total arsewipes. I've left and I am not coming back. I cannot think what has happened to my reputation by associating with you silly little boyz.

Magster,

Yeah, and I've left too. It's all those northerners' fault.

Hello Katharine!

Alistair, which part of "I've left and I am not coming back." did you not understand?

PS Thought the appearance of Katherine would get your little pecker up, seeing as you have waxed so lyrical about her in the past

PPS Katherine, welcome, you may find a more sensible conversation elsewhere because these boyz are a lost cause

I do appologize for this intrusion. I am just an outsider who tought that this seemed like a good thread. (how silly of me)
I just want to point out something. Most of you decided to leave and yet the same people came back and posted again pointing out the fact that they want to leave. Wouldn't it be easier to just leave and actualy not come back?

Legers, hello there, yes what you say would be logical but this is not a logical thread and none of the people involved could be described as "normal". Now I really am leaving and not coming back again.

Morning all

Another beautiful day in sunny Reading!

Did I miss anything yesterday?



Hello?





Um......Hello?

Mornin' All (esp. Pat Pen, top bloke!) Chipper?

Can I just say ... I love you all dearly, even the Midlanders (snigger, snigger)!

Weather: Great
Vegetable: Sod it, let's have curry ... on me!
Woodland Creature: Squiggles

Love, peace and ... I'm staying!! Hurrah!

Magster, if you leave I'm leaving... (For good and really, really, really mean it this time!!)

Don't go, I love you!

Mornin' Peter, I love you!

Mornin' all,

You're all really great (esp. Pat). Sorry for any confusion yesterday, where I may have given the impression I wouldn't be back.

Morning,

I have decided not to leave after all because , hell, I love you.

Weather: phyeweeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Vegetable: doner kebab;
Cereal: Clusters;
Weather girl: Richard Edgar.

"Welcome back my friends, to the show that never ends.'

Wow!! I'm filling up!!

You guys are just such fantastic loving, kind, generous, intellectuals, well you know what? ... Yes! I love you even more now so thanks for just being there and if there is ever anything I can do for any one of you great people just let me know, it would be my honour and privilege to help in any way whatsoever ...

Cheers!

Bushy,

I would just like to say that I don't think you're a northern mincer and the only reason I said so was because I was emotional and hurt and full of pain and needed to take it out on someone...

Oh God, I'm going to cry...

Bushy

Come over here and give me a kiss, you big lug.

You guys are special, you know that? You're all.....all....

I already am Alistair!

I deserved everything everyone said about me... You're all just too good for the likes of me!! I'm so lucky to have friends like you great guys! but ...