h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

When the going gets tough, the girls get out of the frying pan greener on the other side you can't take it with you.

If you're going to get all 'This is my space' on us, ask who started this thread.

Ta ta losers.

Typical drama queens spoiling my and Bushys grand exit

well I'm leaving first

oh yes

I only had one foot in last time

this time I mean it

Quite frankly Broad, you can take your ship and stuff it up your @rse: sideways.

Right, I'm not leaving until Brad has. He's got to go first.

Night..Night Bushy Baby-Them new thomas The Tank Engine PJ'S look sweet on yeh Bushy Baby,do you want the light leaving on.

on second thoughts V Max I'd prefer you infront ,rather than mincing behind me on the way out

Oh no you don't, Brad. I'm not going until you do. Go on, don't hang about...

Quick, Brad, get hold of that other scrawny runt, Pat Pandering and bung 'im out too! Once those two uphill gardeners are clear we can leave ... for good this time!

your ver keen V Mince? there's no point in us both leaving

after all who going to massage Ali an Pen-cil D*cks ego? fawning low self esteem is hard to come by - you'll be hard to replace

Hmmm, fair point. Shall we all stay, then?

Yeah ok then ... I always said you was alright V Max!

You're my best mate BTW.

that leaves just Ali W*nker, must be scowling under a table somewhere pass me that glass of Pina Colada Punch and see if we can coax the southern cream puff out from his hiding place

actually chaps I didn't mean that stuff about you being a bunch of sissy lady fingers

its actually Bushy I think is the tosser

...And neither did I! I think you chaps are A1 and it's actually Brad that is the "chutney ferret" looney!

Brad,

But I was playing along too. I just wanted to see how two-faced Pat would be! Isn't she a complete cow? Not like you. You're great.

Watch out V Max, mate, 'cos Turd Slovenly just sent me an e-mail syaing your were a complete !!

Oops! Just fired one off as the curtain was going up ... How embarrassing as the bishop said to the nun!

I think he's waving with one hand. I can't see the other one...