h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yep VMAax bet its snug there between your 2 nebbish nonce boys

I bet some nights you don't know where one ends and one begins, like some fleshy ladyfinger daisy chain

ROFLMAO!!!

Typical northern homophobes - calling other people gay while you fumble around together in the closet...

Shrubwhack'd, you don't want to ROFLMAO or Bored will have nowhere to park his pecker...

V Lax, where do you get all of your very vivid imagery from I wonder?

V Lax, Pet Pandering and Ali W***er even though you very much like to think you are very funny and sharp witted you are in reality are no funnier nor more interesting than an average stick!

To be quite blunt, over the last few months, it has amazed me that you collection of bone-heads find your way into w**k much less hold down jobs. The constant simpering and bitching behind everyone else's back has just gone too far and I am afraid I must now leave this forum for good!

Goodbye and ...

GET STUFFED!

Teletubby bye-bye.

Don't let the door catch your @rse on the way out, and don't forget your poodle.

Well Bushie baby-it was Dougs day on the boards today..al the pirates scuttled away.like little Crabs.

what happened to your play mates V Mince?

is there a sale at rubber world? is Dale Winton presenting Water colour challenge?

dont worry I'm leaving too, you girls can post each other good n'proper into the night for all I care

Typical northern lezzers: can give it out, but give them a little slap back and it's boo-hoo off to Mummy. But hold on: if the 2 Bs can both give it but not take it, does that mean you're both pitchers, not catchers? What is it then? Hand-jobs in the showers?

//what happened to your play mates//

I should think they found conversing with you as tedious and pointless as I have, and being rather intelligent people they have gone off to do better things. Like watching paint dry, for example.

But you won't respond, will you, 'cos as I said earlier you post and run.

Perhaps they can wander the net posting into hundreds of threads but never getting a reply, like another sad lonely toe-rag we know ..?

Now that the northern Thatcher-loving w**ker Bush-wa*k'd has flounced off, I can come back and enjoy a civilised conversation with my friends Pat and V Max.

Good riddance, you mincer.

...and just as we'vre barely out the door, out creeps Pen-cil d*ck, with another slice of sarcasm

V Max,

People like Bushwack'd aren't worth it.

Numpty creep.

Listening at the door were we Bradley Walsh: is that how you get ALL your kicks (that and glory holes, obviously)?

I thought you'd left? Did you forget your water-bowl, or something? It's over there, in the corner, with the word "Twot" on it so everyone knows it's yours!

Now, shoo...

Ali,

You have to go easy on Bushwhack'd. Remember, he's not exactly the sharpest peanut in the turd!

I'll have a Mount Gay Rum .. a large one .. well chaps .. what's been going on?

We've just been putting the trash out.

OK .. who is pulling Britney Britney's strings? far too articulate for a god fearing right winger and can spell and punctuate!

Bushy has to be a prime candidate.

Welcome back Commander: in your absence, we've tidied up good and proper and got rid of all the northern rabble who used to poke their grubby little noses into this oasis.

How were manouvres, or can't you talk about it?