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Pat Pending Posted Mar 5, 2003
It disappeared in front of my very eyes when I hit the reply button! He's quick out of the blocks young Bendle, isn't he?!
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Bushwhack'd Posted Mar 5, 2003
A small prize if you spot where I "edited" it ... 
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From: Dr Strangehats
Newsgroups: bbc.forums.fivelive.fivelive
Subject: re: [no title]
Date: 5 Mar 2003 11:55:26
Father, forgive me for I have sinned! It has been 6 weeks since my last
confession.
Father, it's the same problem again I am afraid. I am having lewd
thoughts
a woman called Dolly Dimple at work! Everytime she "wafts" by in the
corridor I begin thinking the most outrageous thoughts. When people
suggest
she is less than perfect I become angry and upset then, I tend to lash
out!
I know I have devoted myself to our lord, Campbell, but he just treats
us
like dogs. He kicked me in the Servants Quarters last week! Painful?
You
bet! Have you ever been kicked in Servants Quarters?
Whilst I know I can never give Dolly Dimple another back or rub her ego
I
can at least dream can't I?
- S. Bender, (LOST).
DING!
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Pat Pending Posted Mar 5, 2003
At the bottom of James Winter's 'Fi Glover' thread on TS, someone has asked who should host the 9-12 slot. Who's going to nominate Bendle, or Fr Ches?
Commander: saw your post to ij re immigration borders. Will join you when he's replied.
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Pat Pending Posted Mar 5, 2003
Excellent, excellent!
And well done Holly McBryde, Conrad Gris, and Fr Ches in Helen Foster's 'Lent' thread on AF: particularly liked the Fr's contribution.
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Bushwhack'd Posted Mar 5, 2003
I see Brad has panicked and revealed himself to be MOPP and Conrad Gris? Bit like me when i did it with Bushwhack'd(3) and Dr Strangehats ... 
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Ali Dubya Posted Mar 5, 2003
Have you blighters managed to get us all pre-modded?
Tut.
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Pat Pending Posted Mar 5, 2003
Where's this happening Bushy?
AW: it wasn't us. We weren't even there; if we were there, it was someone else what done it; and if it was us, it was an accident; and even then you can't prove anything.
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Bushwhack'd Posted Mar 5, 2003
Over FLN Pat! LOL! "No Entry" Curses, I shall get you for that Pen!!
It's the whole board I think isn't it?
Blighters? Are you addressing us Sir?
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Ali Dubya Posted Mar 5, 2003
It's a momentous day: Fr Ches, Doc Strangehats, Pat Pen and Anthony all occupying TS. Normally it's the haunt of sad obsessives like me talking about CAROLINE!!!!'s tits.
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Ali Dubya Posted Mar 5, 2003
I find it odd that I am taking Anthony to task (on FLN) despite broadly agreeing with his point on uni admissions. It seems that often I agree with him on something but disagree with the way he says it.
For someone purporting to be a 'liberal' he has so many chips on his shoulder...
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Bushwhack'd Posted Mar 5, 2003
Libby Skykes has the folowing motto: devorto bardus donec letus
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Ali Dubya Posted Mar 5, 2003
Bushy/Brad,
Have I missed a whole load of PNAC posts? I can't find them...
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Bushwhack'd Posted Mar 5, 2003
Alistair, I have to agree with your comments re. anthony! I too agree with most of his views but he gets a bit fed up when we all start playing "silly beggars" and is very reluctant to join in!
Brad is PNAC'ing all over the place, take your pick mate!
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