h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There we are chaps, the "Fi Glover Fightback" has begun in earnest!

Good one Bushy: I see you've got La Bendle on your tail though..............

Excellent! This might be fun, I suspect that Dr Strangehats may not be long for this world though?

I see Bendle is a "Fi Devotee"!

He's always defending her and uses quotes when describing Campbell! Wonder if Campbell booted him on the way through the BBC servants quarters on morning? Perhaps I should ask?

Yes: perhaps you should.

Done!

And I see Brad is on the case too as well now with the good Father Ches! Have we ever had an open bust-up with a Mod? Anyway, I thought they were impartial?

I'm going to try getting pulled for using too much latin (I've got a Dictionary of Latin Tags and Phrases at my side) and then accuse them of being anti-educationalists.

What does your post mean Pat?

Using too much Latin? Erm ... You wicked child!

Why not call Bender for "w**king too hard for Glover"?

Mine to you Bushy means (according to my Big Book of Latin), 'laughter succeeds where lecturing doesn't', so it's vaguely on topic.

My most recent to Fr Chas means 'the devil finds work for idle hands', but I just wanted to get the last 4 letters in because I'm childish.

Can you believe it? The Noddyrators are deleting the "Civil Disobedience" thread now ... I thought I was relatively well behaved on that one and nobody else kicked off did they?

OK Bushy, point taken that my plan isn't exactly the most radical ever, but a wind up's a wind up, especially if I can claim I was on topic. Mind you, they'll just pull the whole thread, won't they?

You're too brainy for me mate! I haven't got a clue what you are on about now? I like the "idle hands" bit, very subtle!

Pat your being dinged my reply appersed as a new discussion!

Bushy go to google and look uo 'latin phrases' and play it by ear, like I do...but don't tell Pat I have no idea what it means either

don't worry Bushy its a cyclist thing , you lard assed drivers won't understand

"Lard assed"? I am as fit as a lop mate!

What about this?

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Father, forgive me for I have sinned! It has been 6 weeks since my last confession.

Father, it's the same problem again I am afraid. I am having lewd thoughts a woman at work! Everytime she "wofts" by in the corridor I begin thinking the most outrageous things. When people suggest she is less than perfect I become angry and upset then, I tend to lash out!

I know I have devoted myself to our lord, Campbell, but he just treats us like dogs.

Whilst I know I can never give her another back I can at least dream?

- Simon Bendle, Host with the Least.
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Any suggestions chaps?

Change 'wofts' to 'wafts' and you're away.

I've e-mailed asking whu my 'idle hands' post was pulled (could it be because it included 'discunt'?)

Perhaps use "Dolly Dimple" rather than woman?

The Johnston is currently arguing for less stringent border controls in "ins & outs of asylum seeking" on FLN. I strongly suspect he needs support for this new crusade of this.

dare you, I expect to see Bushwack'd (5) soon after

Will do Pat!

Possibly they thought it somewhat obscene the thickos!