h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hi sarnia,

did you see what peter pooter said - i was teasing him about bringing his tail out from between his legs and he said he was "hung like a hamster's tongue"

i have a brill day for sunday - down to one of my best mates, first a deep merciless massage from mate's personal masseur, next a bike ride on his daytona tourer 1200, then play at the gym, then dinner, and then the pictures and so on . next day to brighton and have wonderful family time with newest member (2 weeks old and named lola)

will be around till tomoz though.

kris

Afternoon all,

It's a strange old world isn't it? Sarnia and I get pulled for discussing football strips, but they've left up Tango Man's description of Peter Pooter as an "unnatural jender bender". Well done TM for avoiding being modded I say, but what are they playing at?

Kris: your w/e sounds better than mine: I'll be down at the Boleyn watching West Ham try yet again to win at home. Stranger things have happened I suppose, but I wouldn't describe myself as optimistic!

Pat I think I just balls up

I had another window as me I was going to answer Jenny as me and when I posted it ask for verification..once its pre modded it might get through!

On my PC you can't have different windows with different identities. We'll see what happens: they came through with a big broom after lunch didn't they?

It just let through an answer I thought didn't make it...A***

I've used vitually the same line as Jennie (which might come out with my name attached!)

I used to be able to do it with Father Ches and Redneck!

BL**DY CHEEK

Over on Health>Singles & Dating, Ian bl**dy Johnstone has just accused ME of being Dagmar Schaeffer. Doesn't he know I'm Carola Rouw? Still, does at least suggest he hasn't found us here, although he's clearly on the move: hide everyone.

he's getting adventurous (or lonely), he's probably cross referencing all the posts A***!

quick burn the files!

Right: that's it, you're all busted and must serve my every whim ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Only joking!

Pat, Jennies gonna kick your a*** for that!

Yeah yeah: bring it on (I thought she'd rise earlier to being referred to as "my dear": might have to tell her not to worry her pretty little head soon).

Have changed name for legal reasons to prevent snooping over weekend.

seeya All
have a good w/e

I'll think I'll keep the dress on...just for research you understand

have a great one brad, hurry back. have fun

luv kris

see ya Brad: that's a smashing blouse.

what a clever little dougal you are. and making so much sense.

i hope west ham win or lose depending on what you want, a win or roeder's sacking.

are you here tomorrow dougal?

kris

hi Susie: have a great weekend in Brighton and everything.

I don't want Roeder sacked: just the occasional home win would be nice. Say, once or twice a season?

Won't be around til Monday, but will be thinking of y'all.

Be lucky everyone.

i expect you might have spotted by now that you blew your cover as jennie.

they dont have a smiley denoting the words "oh bum!" do they??

bum, bum, bum though brad


i know how you feel probably, i have done that quite a lot. it is an existential moment or somethng

kris

Commiserations, Brad, but I'm sure there'll be another one along soon - pity though, Jennie was just getting cosy with Pooter...

How did IJ nmake it onto the singles boards...perhaps he's on the pull?

Right, I'm unveiling the next phase in Johnston antagonisation...I give you...Paddy the Bhoy...coming to a MB near you, soon.

Wahey! First effort...a hit, a very palpable hit.