h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It`s all very well these in virgins getting all festive, but one of `em had the bright idea of garlands of holly for personal decoration.
She must be told that positioning is all in important.
Could have done meself a permanent mischief, I can tell you.
in good job I had half an eye open....

Have a great Christmas, folks!!

Yup! Looks like in Pine Sap Rash to me Lurcher my luv!

Here's a jar of in Rash Eradicator cream. You might lay off the ing "decorated" virgins for a day or two, but you should be right as ing rain shortly!



how did that get in there?

*notices one of the s missing from her goody bag and wonders where it went*

Merry mas and Good to all.

:: a voice is heard above a lot of in noise from the virgin-store ::

ROIT BACK ATYA

*takes the holiday decorations down, tidies up a bit, lasso's the few remaing roaming virgins and places them delicately in the virgin storage room*

Well my lovely little s and ees, it's time for a membership drive! Now I know what you're in going to say: "But Priestess Michele, it's so ing cozy in the temple with just us few and the lot of virgins" And yes, I agree also. But since our great god of all that is y is out ing his tiny little brain out, and therefore is currently in indised for an uncertain amount of time, we need to get some in fresh blood in here!

So here's what I want you to do: Spread the ! It's as ing simple as that. Go forth and in do what you ers do best... !!!

Now, does anyone want to join me in some and beernuts before we "go forth and "?

*peeks out from the virgin bin*

Yay!! A ership drive!!!

*stretches and prepares to like she's never ed before*

That was a long in stretch Priestess Batty!

WHOO-HOO! a -trip!

say, what if we make a -trip-movie while we are on the wheels?

What can I say Michele? I aim to



*dives back into the bin to uh.. search for her keys... yeah! that's it!*

aim to ?

don't we all, honey?

I think that pretty ing well sums it up.

I have heard in rumors that our groovy God of may be paying us another visit sometime in the in future!



I don't in know if that's in the "near" ing future or not.

*calls in an early order to "Virgins-R-Us"* No in harm in being prepared!

me silly!

I'll start stocking up on ing .

*orders 50 cases of beer nuts and beef jerky*

Best to be in' prepared for these things...

I suppose it depends on how early he gets in parole, as to when he shows up.
Best get some in practise in, tho`....

Good in one Lurcher my luv!



*Peeks around the corner to make sure that the Great God of wasn't listening in*

Whew! That was a close er!

Did someone mention practice???

*flexes her fingers for a great in gropefest and makes a dive for the *

Yeehah!! Ride em cow!!!