h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Which is why I was thinking the other sort of . As in, to up.

I'm glad PC is out of town.. the thought of d*bbya makes me lose my "appetite"...

got it roadkill

and you, bats

let's change the in subject: had any good s lately?

Yeah.. before he left...

Though it won't compare to his welcome home ...

I've got a in headache is wot I've got...

want me to it away, dear?

Ah... the old "take two s and call me in the morning" routine?

Actually, my in headache is gone!

It disappeared when I twisted my ing ankle and fell into the garage wall, hitting my head on some stupid in sculpture we have hanging on the ing garage wall (that I've tried to throw away several times but someone keeps rescuing the er from the trash! )

Of course... my in ankle and my in forehead hurt like now. But the headaches gone!



(limps off into the sunset)

*gives Michele a medicinal ini for the pain*

Have you considered takin' the in' sculpture to the in' Goodwill or having AmVets come get the er?

and if one darn er, should accident'ly fall
there'll be no more ers hanging on the wall

No ers? Where did they all ing go?

Speaking of which, has someone made a virgin ing order recently?

Out of in stock, are we?

Back to the in blow up in dolls then, is it ?

No, they got taken for the ing Turner prize.

Jeepers, creepers....where’d ya get them ers
Jeepers, creepers...where’d ya get those eyes
Gosh oh, git up....how’d they get so lit up
Gosh oh, gee oh....how’d they get that size

(satchmo)

ing satchmo?

Perish the thought Lurcher dear. FedinEx should be delivering a fresh lot from Virgins-R-Us tomorrow. I couldn't have you guys ing inflatables while I'm in Noo Yawk, could I???

well, i suppose you could try

but right here and now i'd have to say there is no in chance that you would succeed

yeah, in satchmo it was, roadkill

(but if you were referring to the sound i think dizzy gillespie and miles davis ed a lot more

i was thinking, with xmas coming up and my leaving for a fortnight of vacation, it would probably be a good idea to get at preemptive

any female volunteers?

*gives Pierce a very large and points him in the direction of the latest virgin shipment*

There you go dear, to your heart's content! And Merry Xmas!

Merry mas to all and to all a good