h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You'd have to invent a new ing word, like ing disembodywowel.

Perhaps ing not?

nah

that's one in vowel this aint buyin

Wish I could buy vowels - even ing vowels...

how much in money do you have?

*Checks ing pockets*

Er, lemme ing see, about, er it, 32, no, I tell a ing lie, 33p.

Hmmmm, that should buy an "A", or mebbe a "U".

But definitely not in both.....

Not in any decent vowel estaishment anyway...

a capital a? no in way! a small one, perhaps, but i'll be ed if anyone would offer you a capital a for just 33p

not to mention a capital æ. those are in rare, you know

I think I'll ing opt for the U, something y about it that the A just don't ing have.

I'd buy the "i". You can it now, and then still have the in dot to later!

Ah! Sounds like a ing good deal!

Has someone been disemed???

Oh the hum... huity...

i guess it's as nasty as being beed?

Hung drawn and ed perhaps.

if you don't mind i'd prefer to be ed first

I'm already ing hung.


(It had to be ing said)

what good will well hung do you if you are not well ed?

I'll be able to ring doorbells if I break both me ing arms.

Well, I suppose that`s one in advantage of being "suspended" on the generous side..
Full in marks for innovative thinking..
And I hope your in arms soon get better,I`d hate to think of your other versatile appendage being over exposed to the dangers of short in circuits..